Weston Super Saint

I suspect sarcasm has been lost in translation.

P&O cruises is NOT a local company - they just happen to homeport a few of their cruise ships in Southampton. Operated by Carnival UK, owned by Carnival Corporation & PLC, incorporated in Panama with headquarters in Florida doesn't scream 'local' to anyone but the easily fooled. Nice sponsor to have nonetheless.

I assume they left Liverpool off so it would be a fairer competition?

Let me put it this way, have you seen some of our transfer decisions?

Could he not watch the recordings? Comedy gold some of those.

Fight! And win!

Not sure you can do that with the turd that won't flush.

And yet....

I guess you don't really excel at parties - your ability to read the room is staggeringly poor.

We'll still have some people droning on about PSR though.

I assume that's why the 11 y/o was a 'step' kid

A drawn series was an appropriate result this time. Both teams have been fantastic and absolute dogshit in equal measure. There wasn't a clear winner.

Unlikely. We are now a selling team. If we don't do well at selling, then there isn't much point of us! We've sold well recently, getting figures for players we really shouldn't have. We hold all the cards, so the Toffees will have to put up or shut up.

I think there'll be a meltdown if we lose to Wrexham whether they're sold or not. If we are serious about promotion, we shouldn't be thinking of anything other than 3 points against them.

Criminal.

Noddy Fuckwit.

Of course we will, after all, last summer's transfer kitty was used to buy players for this season's championship campaign. Cunning eh?

So you've completely ignored the stats from his last Championship season which had him plum last compared to all other goalkeepers in a team that finished third, to rank him 7/10. I'll have one of what you've been drinking.

Has this "link" come from you? Not sure that really counts as a link.

The problem we have is when they do it before joining us, it's usually genuine and keeps them out for 6 months!

Just checking, but we've definitely stopped paying him now haven't we? There's no chance he'll be bleeding more money from us in about 6 weeks once Rangers part ways?

Snatched a draw from victory. Vintage Russell Martin.

Fingers crossed.

It's only good if we got a sell on fee for him, otherwise our loan dealings are shit. Seaside B&B.