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I think the answer is just 'statistics'... No point trying to argue against that completely logical stance. I went to the gym this morning and literally everyone there was comparing their fitness statistics on their fitness statistics app. Incredible scenes.

To be fair, there were probably signs that they weren't being entirely truthful when they said 'your call is important to us'

You could have saved yourself two hours with a simple google search.... https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/ticket-office

We don't have enough for a 10 point penalty at the moment

Lol. Look at the team, look at our position, look at our performances. But, no, your(sic) right, we've got the fittest team on the planet, never have we fallen apart in the last 30 mintues of a game, not once. We've got everything under control and no fitness issues I tells ya. 'Stats' speak for themselves? Scored 2 and conceded 14 in the last 30 minutes of games speaks for itself doesn't it?

Maybe start here? Plenty of 'stats' on there to get your teeth into.

It's definitely a cunning plan, but raises one question... To who?

Definitely a step up from the turgid Mrs Brown's boys.

But, but, players something something.

Or.. Increase our current average from 0.313 points per game to 1.46 per game. Doesn't seem achievable.

Although, to be fair, that statement could equally apply to Huw Edwards

... per player.

I'm not convinced counting pencils and post it notes whilst distributing typing ribbons and tipex can make a person THAT angry. P.s. I'm not a fan of grapes.

Reincarnation as gioreading?

I long for the days when other clubs want to poach our manager and pay us tens of millions. These days they just pat them on the head and say 'great job' as they walk off with a handful of points.

We're getting a tin of dog food for our new manager?

Prince Andrew's Christmas dinner! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce32n0eze87o

We should know! We create one failure after another.

Didn't they announce last week that Mondays were a day off?

One image of Fernandes sticks in my mind from the first half. Epitomised the rolly eye emoji perfectly.

Sure. No one quoted my post but you managed to be the first one to reply to it. Very sad. We all know you crave attention - hence your made up grovelling apology thing. It's fine, we all think you're amazing, we really do. Everyone looks to you for information that they will never get elsewhere. Please just put the sharp objects down.

Well done you. Literally it was just you saying he'll be sacked. Absolutely no one else. Not one other person. Not even the thousands of Saints fans in the ground singing 'sacked in the morning'. No sir, even they were blind sided by this news. But hey, you take the 'win' here. After all, it's more than you deserve. If this is what matters most to your fragile ego, wanting so desperately to be liked on a mong board, proving your 'credentials' to the world at large, then go you. You've done it, hit the big time and no mistake.

Please answer the question.

What do you call a club in the Championship?

You seem to have cheered right up since Greg got taken off the telly.