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Rumour has it that City are playing 'rush' goalie today as well.

So, depart from Southampton, pick a few people up in Cherbourg (they have a Titanic museum as well), a matter of hours later continue the planned journey to New York via Queens town. Completely different to, leave Southampton, get a little way along the channel before heading into Devonport, unscheduled. Stay there for a fortnight or so, set off again, but turn round and go to Plymouth. Finally leave Plymouth a month after the journey was planned to start. The journey started from Plymouth. The Titanic set off from Southampton. Not sure what the argument is?

You came up with the ludicrous car repair garage scenario, not me. Just accept you are wrong, again, and that The Mayflower set sail from Plymouth.

If I stopped my car for a month for repairs, I'd say I started my next journey from the garage. This seems pretty simple, even for you to grasp.

So it didn't start from Southampton then? The journey to America started a month later, from Plymouth. Not sure any ship gained notoriety sailing from Southampton to Plymouth 🤦‍♂️

The Mayflower. Likely to have been built in Harwich and famous for sailing out of Plymouth? That's the best you can think of to represent Southampton?

Don't take drugs kids.

Bibby Stockholm?

Which is the only possible explanation for why he turned down our initial approach.

Probably explains the Trump vote though...

Absolute lunacy of a theory. Multimillion pound football teams being dictated by someone's fucking cat videos on Facebook 🤦‍♂️

Ominous.

Haaland shooting practice - he's got some catching up to do... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy8dxeee9l9o

Bâtard

A radical idea.... We allow 'all' immigration, legal, illegal or any other type! When people reach the UK, they need to register. This registration process will mean they have zero access to ANY public services. No NHS, no benefits, no legal etc etc. If they want access then they have to pay - a fair and reasonable rate that covers the costs in full. We allow all migrants to work, they can do whatever job they like - I know there's an argument that says this will take away jobs from 'British' people, but it really won't, certainly not those that 'want' to work. The key part to this strategy is that we want people to be 'valuable' members of society, contributing to the country, so we introduce very strict rules. One strike and you're out, none of this three strikes and a few more for good measure. This can be on any 'crime' no matter how big or small. Get caught speeding and you're out, deported to your original country, no questions asked, no route for appeal. Simple. We make the country inviting for those that are happy to abide by the law, but uninviting for those that aren't. *I reserve the right to claim that the opiods are still quite strong

Just a stab in the dark, but I don't imagine that the glossy sales brochures encouraging people to cross the channel in a small boat contain too much detail about the prospect of drowning. Can't know for sure as I've never seen one, but I doubt it's one of the selling points.

I guess Ben is heading our way now that he has officially failed and been broken. #thesouthamptonway

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Thanks mate. 10 weeks booked off work. Will be walking as much as possible just as soon as the excruciating pain subsides! Back home now so a chance to start healing properly - starting with a good night's sleep tonight! Sounds like you had pretty much the same thing done.

Was Nigel there?

Me either, for some time to come

Nothing but praise for the NHS in recent months! OK, it's taken two years to get to this point but I finally had spinal fusion and decompression surgery on Tuesday - hopefully going home today!! Since January I've had an MRI - happened within 3 days of being booked, a CT scan - happened within 10 days, nerve root block, 3 X-rays and numerous appointments with the consultant surgeon. All have gone like clockwork with minimal waiting (about 10 mins was the longest). The care post surgery has been fantastic and provided by knowledgeable people good at their jobs. Top marks from me - maybe even higher once the surgery heals and I get to live relatively pain free!! All done at Southmead hospital in Bristol.

Choices, choices. Where would we send you? Bahamas for me as I didn't study English at A level.

Seems like the perfect match for us. We'll be tearing up league 1 in no time.

Is MLG Sheldon? I always picture him as young Sheldon to be fair.