Weston Super Saint

Apparently Putin isn't bothering with the peace talks in Istanbul today. Not sure that's a huge surprise - doesn't he have an international arrest warrant so has to stay put in Russia anyway?

But he's happy to make 'assumptions' that one training ground is 'better' than another 'because he's seen some plans'. Tragically simple, generally 'wrong'.

On the other hand, it's totally unreasonable to even suggest that the CEO should share any of the blame at a football club that has sacked two managers during the season, been relagated as the earliest team ever to achieve it and also have the second lowest total of points ever. Absolutely farcical that the Chief Executive Officer, responsible for the direction and performance of the company should even be slightly culpable, eh, Matthew? Sometimes your 'logic' makes you look tragically simple.

Can you please provide a full, complete and exact copy of his employmnet contract as well as all assumed responsibilities within the club to show that the previous assertion is not correct? Otherwise, can you accept that as 'CEO' the buck literally stops with him?

It was a question, with a question mark, Matthew. Since you seemingly agree - referring to it as a 'rhetorical question' - can you show evidence of your workings?

Greener grass.

It's not a 'claim', Matthew, it's a question.

Guaranteed to improve?

2 weeks of hotdog duties on the concourse.

Don't we now pay more in interest on the loan, despite refinancing for more 'favourable' terms?

You appreciate he's worth in the region of £75m?? An extra 2 or 3 mil over 3 years really isn't going to make much difference to that! As for the 'challenge', do we really offer anything more than Coventry do?

I love the speculation about the new manager. All in vain though as history has showed us time and again - let's face it, not one predicted Nathan fucking Jones, Russell Martin or Ivan Duric. Likely no one will predict the next manager to join the wacky races - although plenty will say they knew it all along once announced

Another wrong 'un arrested for sexual offences. Tory this time.

Today must be the day that all Donald's 'acquaintances' have their stocks sorted out, ready to make another kiling as they announce the oven ready deal with China is going live.

If I lived in an area where Reform had a stonking majority, this isn't something I'd shout about

This is not true. Another MLG fail.

It's got me beat as well....

He'll be on the shirt - the club just needs people to 'donate' (like with the pavers), and their names will be printed on the shirt in tiny letters to make out Craig's face from a specific angle (so as not to distract during games).

Another MLG fail. So many in just one afternoon.

It's a ship that 'once went to Southampton' along with probably a million others. It's gonna be a fucking big badge putting them all on there!

He'd argue if locked in a shipping container, on his own, in the middle of the North sea.

And you didn't even get that argument right. Another MLG fail.

Fingers crossed - easy 6 points!!

@Football Special meet the guy you sit next to

Sadly we also bring on Smallbone at the same time and that plan sails out of the window.