Weston Super Saint

What is happening to our country? Some moron has declared that 'hand massaged kale' is not only a 'thing' but is necessary in society! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyxnxenl2ro

🤣🤣🤣 Haven't we thought the same about endless players who have also been young, hungry and guaranteed to improve. I hope he does well, but I'm mindful of our recent track record.

We've worn it out.

Which is a wonderful sentiment. However, cap'n Jack has been influencing off the pitch for the whole of last season with the worst team in history and a piss poor team ethos. Maybe he's not up to the job of influencer?

Oh joy.

There are specific forums for that, this isn't the right place

Does a 'top club' (ranked 2 of 2!) in Scotland count as a 'top club'?

I'm happy to say I have literally no idea what he's babbling on about!

Plus the 100m skid mark is before they left the road and crashed - presumably still going at a fair whack when the car hit whatever it did to cause it to catch fire!

Gregg Wallace has been sacked as Masterchef presenter - I thought that had already happened to be fair! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewgz0qw77lo Seems he was quite prolific with another 50 complaints!

119m stopping distance from 190kph for a Lamborghini Aventador : https://fastestlaps.com/models/lamborghini-aventador-lp700-4

Not with a speed limit of 120kph.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4l1n45l1xo

It's going to get warm again, does everyone know how to survive?

Stop horsing around.

Not showing some bollocks.

No smoke without fire - Andrei Nikitin becomes his replacement....

Fair play to their negotiating team though! We offer 'over' €10m and they negotiate us down to €8m up front and 'up to' €2m add ons.

Who cares, we don't have to pay him anymore and he's been exiled to Scotland. Enjoy it!

To be fair we signed Championship level players when in the Premier League so anything's possible with our clowns.

Anything and everything.

Shows how hard it would be!!

1982 world cup single "this time". Spoiler alert, it wasn't "this time".

With some rocking horse teeth thrown in!!

I'd swap him for an under 12's keeper that can catch in a hearbeat.