Weston Super Saint

Maybe start here? Plenty of 'stats' on there to get your teeth into.

It's definitely a cunning plan, but raises one question... To who?

Definitely a step up from the turgid Mrs Brown's boys.

But, but, players something something.

Or.. Increase our current average from 0.313 points per game to 1.46 per game. Doesn't seem achievable.

Although, to be fair, that statement could equally apply to Huw Edwards

... per player.

I'm not convinced counting pencils and post it notes whilst distributing typing ribbons and tipex can make a person THAT angry. P.s. I'm not a fan of grapes.

Reincarnation as gioreading?

I long for the days when other clubs want to poach our manager and pay us tens of millions. These days they just pat them on the head and say 'great job' as they walk off with a handful of points.

We're getting a tin of dog food for our new manager?

Prince Andrew's Christmas dinner! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce32n0eze87o

We should know! We create one failure after another.

Didn't they announce last week that Mondays were a day off?

One image of Fernandes sticks in my mind from the first half. Epitomised the rolly eye emoji perfectly.

Sure. No one quoted my post but you managed to be the first one to reply to it. Very sad. We all know you crave attention - hence your made up grovelling apology thing. It's fine, we all think you're amazing, we really do. Everyone looks to you for information that they will never get elsewhere. Please just put the sharp objects down.

Well done you. Literally it was just you saying he'll be sacked. Absolutely no one else. Not one other person. Not even the thousands of Saints fans in the ground singing 'sacked in the morning'. No sir, even they were blind sided by this news. But hey, you take the 'win' here. After all, it's more than you deserve. If this is what matters most to your fragile ego, wanting so desperately to be liked on a mong board, proving your 'credentials' to the world at large, then go you. You've done it, hit the big time and no mistake.

Please answer the question.

What do you call a club in the Championship?

You seem to have cheered right up since Greg got taken off the telly.

Allegedly it's Jack's 'turn' tonight...

Mr Hankey the Christmas poo?

Nothing to be considered by the board surely? After all, we only bought Championship players during the summer for next season, so relegation was always the plan and Rusty the clown will be the manager.

You said that when we were 5 down. We're still 5 down 20 odd minutes later.

And yet, we will spend 'this amount of money to be a Championship club', so the post isn't true at all. Unless you think that's wrong and we'll be staying up this season?