Weston Super Saint

I've been reliably informed it's 'milkin_tit'

Has the January window been cancelled this season?

Why not? You think mums are safe from his preaching?

After all, why get a real job as a football scout if you are 'that' talented when you can play computer games all day.

Maybe you missed the bit where AI called you the 'pub bore'. No one's paying for that shit.

All of that is correct, but Carnival UK is owned by Carnival Corporation and PLC, which is an American company. If we were sponsored by Barclays would you then call that a 'local' company because they've got a branch on Above Bar St? Like I said, 'nice sponsor to have nonetheless' and definitely a step up from a tinpot recruitment firm!

I suspect sarcasm has been lost in translation.

P&O cruises is NOT a local company - they just happen to homeport a few of their cruise ships in Southampton. Operated by Carnival UK, owned by Carnival Corporation & PLC, incorporated in Panama with headquarters in Florida doesn't scream 'local' to anyone but the easily fooled. Nice sponsor to have nonetheless.

I assume they left Liverpool off so it would be a fairer competition?

Let me put it this way, have you seen some of our transfer decisions?

Could he not watch the recordings? Comedy gold some of those.

Fight! And win!

Not sure you can do that with the turd that won't flush.

And yet....

I guess you don't really excel at parties - your ability to read the room is staggeringly poor.

We'll still have some people droning on about PSR though.

I assume that's why the 11 y/o was a 'step' kid

A drawn series was an appropriate result this time. Both teams have been fantastic and absolute dogshit in equal measure. There wasn't a clear winner.

Unlikely. We are now a selling team. If we don't do well at selling, then there isn't much point of us! We've sold well recently, getting figures for players we really shouldn't have. We hold all the cards, so the Toffees will have to put up or shut up.

I think there'll be a meltdown if we lose to Wrexham whether they're sold or not. If we are serious about promotion, we shouldn't be thinking of anything other than 3 points against them.

Criminal.

Noddy Fuckwit.

Of course we will, after all, last summer's transfer kitty was used to buy players for this season's championship campaign. Cunning eh?

So you've completely ignored the stats from his last Championship season which had him plum last compared to all other goalkeepers in a team that finished third, to rank him 7/10. I'll have one of what you've been drinking.