Weston Super Saint

It's the only way to guarantee sense.

There are legal ways to get to the UK - especially if you're not actually fleeing a warzone, persecution or certain death. Could just fly in on a holiday visa, head to the embassy and claim asylum. Probably cheaper than using the smuggling gangs.

He already is

They are all illegal immigrants until they make their application for asylum. Just wanted to clear this up as there seems to be lots of misplaced pedantry.

That would be a day after we signed a Norwich reject on loan signalling to all and sundry that there's no way we are looking to bring in anyone better, so we may as well choose the 'best' of our three shit keepers.

We've got three. Being the 'best' of three pretty shit keepers isn't the glowing endorsement you're making it out to be.

Lol. Imagine allowing Nathan fucking Jones that freedom!

When it's too late and all we can do is suck it up and wait for January, when we will be told to 'wait until the end of the window'. Rinse. Repeat.

Hhhhmmmmm. Number 1, plays in yellow - Jordan Pickford on his way

Rupert found some

You can't knock our consistency.

We scored goals last time around - eventually more than we conceded. We're struggling on that front this time around...

Probably was, in the PL, before the relegation clause reduction. More likely to be £20-£25k now. Not that that is good news.

I think you've misunderstood my point. I accept that those crossing the channel on small boats are illegal given that they are travelling without the correct documents / permission to do so. The question I raise is whether they were 'asylum seekers' when they originally left their country of origin or whether they were illegal economic migrants who only became 'asylum seekers' when caught on arrival in the UK? I suspect for the vast majority of those crossing the channel they are the latter who have been coached in what to say and to whom if / when they are caught. Do we know how accurate the 50k figure is? Presumably that is the number that have been 'caught' making the crossing / on arrival in the UK, but how many are succesful in their attempts to cross and are therefore not counted?

Not a human one anyway.

Might as well stick some gloves on Aribo and save a few quid in wages.

Will anyone notice?

The only question that remains is are they asylum seekers from the off or are they asylum seekers once they've been caught entering the country illegally?

Did he say that after he took all 3 shiny points home with him? If so, could he be giving a backhanded compliment to his own players - you know, good man management style?

So he's technically 'worth' what we paid for him. His future 'worth' is yet to be decided. It may well be £0.

Off til Thursday, nice long weekend as the job is done.

Seaside B&B supporters.

And give a new four year deal to Bazza.

The stats from his last stint in the Championship say he's a rock bottom keeper.

Has Tuesday been cancelled?