Weston Super Saint

How did he get on at the World Cup?

But then post the original, untranslated version so no one can read it. Then point out how smart you are by saying it's automatically translated on X, whilst not noticing that the copied version isn't. Call everyone else stupid for not being able to use X properly

Luis Suarez 'worked' for his club when he went round doing his vampire impression. He still got a personal ban....

Surely you can just check the ears?

Amazing how he's always attractive to the clubs with a losing mentality. I assume he'd think it was too easy going somewhere that does well...

From people getting out? Very likely.

If anyone's interested, there's a 'secure our borders' protest in Taunton today. I'm sure it'll be a great day out with the kids.

Definitely turning into a 10/10 window again!

All that AND a Pompey Shirt? #seasideB&B

A new 'monster' is around the corner in the form of foreign criminals who haven't been deported. The small boats will be forgotten about soon once this new frenzy takes hold.

We're not laughing. It's what we've all been hoping for - that someone else is daft enough to think he's fine for the Championship.

I don't think they care. The gravy train is lucrative, no one wants to get off.

Ah, no candles I'm afraid - fire risk.

Bargain.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx2zl5kwlxjo

Does he need a lift? I'll brave the bank holiday traffic if so. Good luck Gary.

Governing?

Great news for landlords though, especially those renting out five bedroom houses.

He looks like a 'son in law', so could easily attend training sessions at any ground up and down the country without being noticed

Sure, of course. Footballers are renowned for refusing the money they've signed up for in their watertight,legally binding contracts in favour of sentiment. I suspect his family will be happier taking the money he's due until his contract ends.

For Baz of course. Humble servant to the club. It's not his fault he was born a ghost.

It'll be a shame when he goes, real shame.

Rightly so whilst there is a ban on BBQ'S.

Tomorrow???

Is that wise in the middle of a heatwave?