Weston Super Saint

Just imagine.

Lighthouse had a go at snsun's tombola on the match thread last week, so Still has made one of his own. Maybe the team is now picked by raffle ticket?

Absolutely.

Exactly! Literally everyone knows it was Sharpe's rifles that won the Napoleonic wars pretty much single handedly.

Could happen to men in mens bogs as well....

Jesus wept. Men in mens bogs, women in womens bogs. Not fucking hard is it?

He's talking about the minigolf.

Cooking mung beans and combing his beard?

Genuinely what I have in mind when people mention Lib Dems. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd67jpp0vllo

He'll probably be wearing a tin foil hat tomorrow then.

Shit parent awards coming your way.

He might fucking "smell" moments but he can't kick a ball.

Have we proved Ankerson's brother's app is wank yet or is there still some way to go?

To be fair, the Welsh at least have an alternative in Plaid. The flipside of this result though is that Labour lost a seat it's held for over 100 years! If that can happen in the Welsh strongholds it doesn't look good for a GE. We may end up with Farage by default which would be madness.

Because they can't do them?

According to the news on the radio today, the Union is claiming there are 1000 doctors out of work. Presumably there are no NHS vacancies?

Portsea Island. Or the Isle of Wight.

Crocodile Dundee

I believe the 'work' one was because International students are no longer allowed to bring family / dependents with them, who traditionally were granted full working rights for the duration of the study period...

Have they? I thought the drastic drop in legal migration was due to the stopping of visas for International student dependents / family as well as not counting International students as "migrants" which was introduced at the end of the Tory term? I could have missed something though.

Sounds like he's being influenced by 'noise' from outside. He's the manager, he decides the tactics and picks the team. Doesn't sound like he really knows what he's supposed to be doing which is concerning.

Even Still will figure it out in the next two seasons...

Scienzia will turn a very healthy profit at the end of this season. Jander will likely make us some very good money at the end of next season. Azaz, Fellows, Welington and Robinson will likewise make us a healthy return in the next two seasons. Your issue is that the measurements you use for success - points, league position, which league we play in - are not aligned with Sport Republic during the greatest era of our lives.

No. HTH.

Machine gun boats would stop it - for the rubber boats only of course, shooting the actual people in them would be inhumane.