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Flowerbeds? Flowerbeds? We shouldn't be encouraging these hoodlums to cultivate weeds.

For hglestah admitting he's thick as fuck? Unlikely, I suspect most already knew.

"Directorships are for losers" - on sale soon.

Does this mean we're not broken anymore or that he wasn't able to break us enough?

You're ignoring survival of the fittest! Those are exactly the immigrants we want. They've already proved they're winners so will be top bracket tax payers and net contributors. Come on, start thinking exponentially!!

Indeed. Otherwise a save from behind the goal line whilst the 'keepers feet are touching the net but his hands are the other side of the line, would be classed as a goal. Even VAR would be able to get that one right.

Agreed. But that is VERY different to stating 'pensioners don't deserve a pay rise'!

I think @egg is going to have to do a reassesment of your intelligence! Comparing 'raw gross wages against the state pension is folly' is the quote from the simpleton who posted a graph comparing 'raw gross wages against state pension'. Do you even understand the things you post or did it just appear in your timeline?

Lol. Cost of living, inflation, price rises, etc, etc, etc. For someone extoling the virtues of 'abstract' thought, you seem to be really struggling with thinking about the very fucking basics! Should we just let the pensioners - who were previously net contributors - have less and less money in real terms just because they are old, despite the fact that they are still 'contributors' (maybe your abstract thinking couldn't understand that simple concept?)? One day, assuming you make it that far, you will also be a pensioner. I wonder what your views will be then?

The graph shows that the state pension has increased by £37 in that time (risen from £203 per week to £241 per week). Meanwhile the average salary for the UK has increased by £79 per week since 2024 (11% increase on £37430 which was the average UK salary in 2024). I wonder if your high IQ can figure out which one of those abstract statistics equates to which group of people being "richer" in real terms?

Yes. Really sore back after lifting his first pay cheque.

Fairly sure he hasn't done coaching badges so wouldn't be allowed to be caretaker manager...

No. That was "character building" and "motivational".

It'll be a three match ban - to match the number of games spied on.

Some guy called Prowse. Not sure of his captain credentials though.

A six pack of pork and leek sausages, a box of 24 Walkers and a can of Tango. As deals go, that's not bad.

Does he have a bell? Didn't he already try the gender thing when he was caught sniffing the seats in the ladies bogs?

Nah. He wouldn't have done a preseason, no game time. He'd need 3 months to get fit.

I knew he'd come good. Just knew it.

Half season ticket?

Why do they always look like they've been to a funeral in these pics?

We're waiting for the result. If we win, no further action. If we lose, we'll go all Middlesbrough on the EFL.

Their taskings are given by HM Coastguard. The RNLI does not decide what incidents it does or does not attend.

I'm fairly sure the VOLUNTEERS aren't FoRcEd to do anything.

Under what authority? Pretty sure the navy won't be forcing non military vessels out of our waters without authority.