Weston Super Saint

Where are all these things going to go, not sure they'll all fit on the car park!

How the hell did you slip through the net

No. Because Iran dont have nuclear weapons. Not sure why you are finding this so hard.

You seem to be completely dismissing the question of whether the building industry has magically found a way to make foundations better in the last 25 years.

Yes.

Unlike Pakistan 🤦‍♂️

Yes. But they don't want roughly half of the Western world to not exist.

Ben and Jerry's ice cream - not the product itself as that is delicious, but the fact that it only has two states, harder than concrete and liquid. Very annoying.

Not according to the Russians! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdr30jx6x0vo

Go Falcons?

Couple of grand on the stadium to close a few seats off and the rest on a vanity housing project?

Does this mean you've been to work?

If that comes off we should have 3 out of the 4 ready to go for our 4x100m relay team. I know I'm excited.

Until Sunday when it's going to rain. Again.

Allah's will.

Not a glowing endorsement of our recruitment team then as that means they have NEVER recruited anyone in any other football club before joining us. Why not recruit an experienced recruitment team with a history of decent recruitment? Another example of blue sky thinking?

Why the assumption that we are the 'keystone club'? Goztepe have a far better chance to gain Champions league football....

Meh, the Met office. What do they know? I've prepared dilligently for no less than FIVE warnings of thunder and lightning issued by them in the past two weeks. Thankfully I've survived ALL of them without even hearing one ripple of thunder but I'm glad I soaked the tree in the garden and all the kindling to ensure it wouldn't erupt in flames, especially given the 0.5% chance of that happening during a thunderstorm.

Is this like one of those 'full confidence in the manager' statements?

The BBC are currently trying to drum up excitement and enthusiasm for the 'release' of the premier league fixtures! What a load of nonsense - spoiler alert, every team will player every other team, twice! Some will play on a wet Tuesday up North somewhere as well.

The third and fourth para from the bottom of that article state : It does beg the question of what happened to the 28,000 migrants that were 'stopped' if 40,000 still crossed? Presumably their 'stoppage' was only temporary before they were let on their way - I assume waiting on a beach isn't technically illegal in France, so there would have been no reason for any of the 28,000 to be detained. It's a bit of a nonsense figure to claim 28,000 migrants have been stopped from reaching the UK if they were free to try again the following day, presumably a majority of the 28,000 that were previously 'stopped' are also included in the 40,000 that made it?

Nobel peace prize is a given.

Donald will be moving in.

Fuck off!! No way do we want Che back!!

Still bitter about that video analysts job I see. Not a great look.