Weston Super Saint

Is Downes fucking useless and cannot kick a ball let alone pass to one of our own team? If not, it's way off!

Well, one of them anyway. The other has been dead since 2021. RIP.

Aribo and Edozie?

Also said he's been approached by many clubs but taking time out with his family - presumably until the lucrative cash payout starts to dry up.

If the Northam changed the Gary O'Neil song for Bazunu, would the board be as quick to get rid of him? We live in hope.

Or had the required amount of NI credits for being on benefits.

Sums up SRs tenure to date.

Lampard

Gavin Bazunu. The first goalkeeper allergic to a clean sheet bonus. Not a great selling point but it's all I've got.

It now turns out that Islamaphobia is not actually Islamaphobic anymore and that criticism of Islam is not only valid but also protected under the Equality Act 2000. More info will be published soon (need to wait for the Tribunals and Court service to catch up!) in Lee v Faculty of Actuaries. Someone's mind is gonna be blown.

I'm not sure I understand why the police / authorities keep losing these prisoners that are being released early by accident (why they are released is obviously a different discussion!). All prisoners released early have to wear a tag which monitors their location. How is it possible to 'lose' them?

They. Them. The Man. Voices in his head.

#listentoJoe

If that was from the politicians, it may just be fluff and bluster. Maybe we can call it a manifesto pledge?

No idea why. The mayors already solved global climate warming change the other day. Nothing to do now so they must just be there for a jolly.

Great 😐

Anyone know if Still got one? Was he there? What did he think of the match? Would he have done anything different?

He looked like he was doing a bleep test stuck on level one. Saunter across the field, saunter back to the other side, rinse, repeat.

Never in doubt.

Another worldy tonight that no other keeper could have stopped. Unluckiest player in the world.

Didn't last long. Predictably.

Will this be the manager that finally gives us a new manager bounce? The last five haven't so fingers crossed for this one...

Compulsory purchase order? https://www.trumptowerny.com/

Yet....

They've spent the money that SFC has earnt on SFC (and other teams within the multiclub model!). No 'extra' cash has been put into the club.