Weston Super Saint

Buzzing for this. The whole boys club will be unstoppable after their success getting rid of Still. Cap'n Jack for the win.

Anyone doubting this needs to look at the league table. SR will have a revolving keystone club policy - whichever one they've fucked up the least that season gets the honour.

This news has truly blown my mind. It's almost as if there is a reason for illegal immigrants to want to come to the UK rather than settle anywhere else in Europe. It's certainly given me cause to think as I had absolutely no idea my local mini-mart, Turkish barbers (cash only) and car wash (cash only) could ever be doing anything illegal, no sir, never crossed my mind. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0mx99ple17o

I applaud this fantastic work by one of our leading lights. I expect climate change will be resolved within 12 months because of this wonderful, forward thinking event.

Didn't we already do that last season ready for this season?

Make us the 'keystone' club

You'll be mighty sorry when Goztepe step out in the Champions league and Saints play an away match in Barnsley or Huddersfield in our League One campaign, make no mistake. By then the parachute payments will be drying up and we'll long for the days when we could spend ONE MILLION EUROS.

That's because you still think we are the 'keystone' club. We're not. Goztepe have a much better chance of Champions league football where the real money is. We're just their feeder club to help them get there with a bit of player trading thrown in.

I suspect they have only ever asked once if 'everything is alright' knowing that they really don't have the time to waste asking on further visits.

Classic deflection from the man with his name on his shirt whilst wearing his mittens connected through his coat with string

The second coming of RM. It'll be as sweet as our Lord rising from the dead but way more memorable. What's not to like?

And when he can't he has a mate that can, that he'll have lunch with.

"wee man"

She sounds like she comes from 'Aaaartcliffe. Sadly, she looks like one of the brightest in the area though, assuming she passed the test to drive that van.

Didn't China already exploit all that with their development fund? Is there anything left to exploit?

Presumably because NFL is 'sport' for morons?

I'm sure there are plenty of managers out there who would relish the chance to work for 6 months, then receive full pay for the next 24 to 36 months whilst playing golf in the Algarve. We'll know which one in the next couple of weeks I'm sure.

Sell the broken bits.

Lol. Nurse!

Or Spors....

Nah, let's wait til Christmas, he may come good.

Whilst pissed (for context).

As an SR club, surely they're aware that playing against 10 men is actually harder than playing against 11, non?

You've never been to Thailand then, so you need to travel more.