Weston Super Saint

And yet....

I guess you don't really excel at parties - your ability to read the room is staggeringly poor.

We'll still have some people droning on about PSR though.

I assume that's why the 11 y/o was a 'step' kid

A drawn series was an appropriate result this time. Both teams have been fantastic and absolute dogshit in equal measure. There wasn't a clear winner.

Unlikely. We are now a selling team. If we don't do well at selling, then there isn't much point of us! We've sold well recently, getting figures for players we really shouldn't have. We hold all the cards, so the Toffees will have to put up or shut up.

I think there'll be a meltdown if we lose to Wrexham whether they're sold or not. If we are serious about promotion, we shouldn't be thinking of anything other than 3 points against them.

Criminal.

Noddy Fuckwit.

Of course we will, after all, last summer's transfer kitty was used to buy players for this season's championship campaign. Cunning eh?

So you've completely ignored the stats from his last Championship season which had him plum last compared to all other goalkeepers in a team that finished third, to rank him 7/10. I'll have one of what you've been drinking.

Has this "link" come from you? Not sure that really counts as a link.

The problem we have is when they do it before joining us, it's usually genuine and keeps them out for 6 months!

Just checking, but we've definitely stopped paying him now haven't we? There's no chance he'll be bleeding more money from us in about 6 weeks once Rangers part ways?

Snatched a draw from victory. Vintage Russell Martin.

Fingers crossed.

It's only good if we got a sell on fee for him, otherwise our loan dealings are shit. Seaside B&B.

Better than the men's team then. Seaside B&B.

Jesus wept. Only Soggy could link a great cup win to his idol Tommy Fucking Robinson. Although, "house" for anyone with the bingo card

Is one of those requirements to remove the proscribed organisation from Government?

The resident Tommy Robinson bot hasn't picked up on the latest news. Yet. I'm sure it won't be long....

There's a lot of doubters on this topic, largely based on physicality. If I may be so bold as to point out Will Smallbone....

We're going to start the season with Baz as our number 1 aren't we? Because he made a couple of saves last week? Maybe his loan spell has made him better - we usually cry out for our players to go on loan to improve, so who knows? Just can't get over the fear he's going to be a disaster in goal (again), but really hope he proves me wrong.

Why did you include me in your 'beloved Tories' band of brothers? I only posted the facts and offered no comment or opinion - other than the timing should put them on the picket lines in time for the winter viruses.