Weston Super Saint

Still almost 60% of China's electricity is created by burning coal. Seems counter productive to build electric cars then charge them by burning coal!

That would be the best win possible.

'box of frogs'....

If you're enjoying the football served up so far this season, it means you should be sectioned.

Technically a 'Henry' though. But definitely more of a regal name.

This! This is so true! If the team bus driver has an off day that will defo affect the team. Also if the cleaner misses a cobweb or two, that, right there, is devastation for the passing stats. No way should the manager ever be singled out, no siree! He's just there to look good, have a fantastic beard and stroke the grass in front of the technical area. Nothing else.

I wish we were Saints.

All hallows eve FFS!

A guy was driving his kids round last night stopping at all the decorated houses so his kids could jump out. I guess it maximised the amount of sugary shit they could.get their podgy hands on, without any of that nasty exercise to go with it.

I imagine he'll look very sad with a long face.

The first step is breaking the chatbot - job done. No one at the club has actually figured out step two yet, so don't hold your breath.

Jesus wept! Things are really bad if that's the better option!

Yet you're comparing that against the tenures of Jones and Selles? Apples and pears?

FFS. Where does skin stop and hi-vis start?

Did Aidy Boothroyd or Steve Cooper have 75+% possession? Exactly.

Barcelona, Real Madrid, Sao Paulo, Juventus. None of those would surprise me. It's what he deserves. Everyone seems so hung up on 'points' these days.

We will dominate the game. Passing will be out of this world. Possession stats will be the stuff of (wet) dreams. Tall Paul hatrick in a 5-0 spanking for the toffees. Stick that in your dugout. COYR.

Can you add the weekly wage as well? Maybe even the transfer cost?

Get in! Absolute masterclass. Amazing passing and the possession stats were through the roof. Apparently we 'won' by scoring more goals as well, so that's a neat little bonus. COYR

Horseshit. I don't believe a word of it, PSR something something.

£3bn increase to defence budget for next year.

ABK must have really pissed someone off! Caught with Lucy maybe?

The Crusades?

I, four one, am stoked for tonight's soccerball encounter. St Mary's will be rocking, we will have a full strength team out. The passing will be slick, precise and productive. Providing the light show goes off without a hitch I'm forecasting a 5 to nothing home run for the Southampton Saints. COYR.

We have the same philosophy - get the ball to Janny B. Granted it's not as effective but it's a style of play nonetheless.