Weston Super Saint

Because if his contract says he is paid per game played, if he doesn't play any games, he doesn't get paid. Seems pretty fucking simple?

When he went to Wales?

Or politics?

And yet, you have no idea what his contract terms are....

The party that will win the election always deserves scrutiny doesn't it?

Just double checking, we play everyone twice right, same as every year?

Quoted wrong post - was meant to be Egg's directly above that one regarding Lallana...

It's what all manifestos do. That's why they get scrapped on day 1 in parliament.

We are technically £25m up in transfer fees (plus any add ons when Liverpool sold him). That's pretty good business in anyone's book.

But from what I can gather we are pretty much even at the moment, so we could spend £80m this season, break even next season and not break the rules...

Behind paywall. But does it say we lost £105m?

No. Don't give a flying fuck about England.

Have you got a source for us losing £105m over 3 years?

And won....

Usually in a field. Sometimes in the road.

Did he also make Messi look shite - I know a song if he did....

Let's say £50k per week wages = £2.6m per year (assuming it is paid on a 'contractor' basis rather than PAYE, so no additional NI, pension etc etc). £0 transfer fee. Compare that to Tall Paul for example where it cost £18m in transfer fees PLUS wages on top of that. It really isn't that much in footballing terms.

No one can pretend to be that dull, surely?

Need the title changing to the "Sir Mark Cavendish appreciation thread"...

But I guess we're not charging enough to put him off.

Finally! Was starting to think he was French with how long it lasted.

Not in my street. Fucking freezing - no newsflash needed.

I think you missed the bit about global warming. That's different to climate change.

Sure, it's hot 2000 miles away. Fucking freezing where I live.

Global warming is broken again. Just had to put a fleece on. It's June FFS.