Weston Super Saint

Admiral James Greer.

At least he won't be feeling my presents again this year. RIP

First target of 18kg loss achieved today. 18kg = 40lbs = 5 standard sized babies (8lbs each). I was accused last week of having a gastric band fitted - which I took as a compliment!

Both?

Unlimited data for £35 per month with Giffgaff : here 5G speeds for no extra cost if you can get the signal.

Just a fortnight now.

"One cow a year" would need to cover 12 x £75 = £900...

Does that mean more can be given out? Will Lettuce Liz get the nod?

Morning Russ. Hope you slept well.

The Saints crest is only 45cm tall!

But if someone can afford £6k for something then false equivalence something something something, bloody tories.

It's on his list, just as soon as we've mastered short passes for no gains.

Nope. They would at least have possession when it's their turn to start the match. Likely just the one we'd concede though.

Did you stop and consider it might not be you he was referring to?

It's Martin's fault for insisting that we continue with suicide football even though our back four are thick as bricks. Unless of course he doesn't know that?

Sure. The same club that allows us to fuck about with the ball in our own penalty area is definitely going to be concerned by that.

Sadly, I'm used to it. Don't believe in it, but certainly used to us doing the same thing week in, week out like nutters.

Right here, right now, I don't believe in Plan A!

In their scripted post signing media clips?

Let's not get too carried away! We do't know what season 3 is going to deliver yet!

Nice to see his media training has paid off.

It also means that the 'new guys' won't have had enough time to learn 'the system', which, right now, looks like a fucking good thing!

I reckon Nathan in a Russell v Nathan match up. Fittest bloke in Europe is definitely coming out on top. When will tickets be on sale?

Absolutely dominant form. Nice one.

One ticket needed for Wembley. Willing to swap one doctor's appointment for it.