Weston Super Saint

Do other London CEOs have : Free house Free travel free security detail chauffeur driven cars - free helicopter when needed free plane when needed Free food Free drink Etc, etc, etc?

The only shock there is someone was so fucking stupid they gave lettuce Liz half a million!

MPs are allowed 'second' jobs aren't they - as long as they declare them?

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. At least 'cronyism' has been stamped out. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx247wkq137o

No chance. He superbly masterminded an astonishing 1-1 draw where we had circa 70% possession (extra credit for that, for sure) and ensured we won emphatically in the penalty shoot-out lottery. His genius, cunning and guile knows no bounds. We're gonna piss this league.

One question for Soggy. Would you be happy to have Huw back on the news next week, reporting on child rape and grooming gangs. After all, what he did was trivial right?

Someone fucked up with Nathan fucking Jones then.

Sure. That's literally the same definition of "trivial" that the OED has. Amazing coincidence.

Yeah great point. Those that planned the bombing of the twin towers were way, way less guilty than those that actually committed the act. After all, just planning it is relatively less of a crime than flying a plane into the towers eh? Jesus, you're a moron. Good job you only looked after the pencils and printer ribbon at the CPS and they didn't let you anywhere near the grown up jobs.

Retired with loads of money in the bank.

You need to have a word with someone about going to Tesco's 😉

What happened to the missing 1?

Are they not going to Tesco's - I.e. the store that belongs to Tesco?

Although, of course, you mean "gecko".

How long did it take lettuce Liz to crash the economy? Less than a blink of an eye?

Could have stopped there to be fair.

I wish they'd eat the fucking cats that shit in my back garden!

Did Starmer kick Corbyn out of the Labour Party because of his political beliefs or because of his antisemitic views and opinions that he shared publicly?

Yeah, what an idiot eh? I mean, who would label Governments far right or far left when they clearly aren't. These people need locking up in an institution.

Looks as boring as watching us tippy tap around the 18 yard box.

I hope so. Injustice and the killing of innocent people should be called out whenever and wherever it happens. Hand wringing also solves all problems.

Admiral James Greer.

At least he won't be feeling my presents again this year. RIP

First target of 18kg loss achieved today. 18kg = 40lbs = 5 standard sized babies (8lbs each). I was accused last week of having a gastric band fitted - which I took as a compliment!

Both?