Weston Super Saint

Not ridiculous for Ivan. Apparently he's had to buy another two wheelbarrows to cope with the monthly cash flow.

I'm sure they'll be b-anning smoking in the HoC before they consider anywhere else though, won't they?

What about the 'Utah Saints, U, U, U, Utah Saints'?

There's nothing standard about a footballer commuting "home" for the weekend - a time when, traditionally, they are busy...

So just save the money then?

The question is, will his handful of goals make up for all the lost opportunities when the ball is recycled over and over with zero threat?

We have enough midfield ball recyclers. No need for another one.

Good grief! That's very poor. That's an average of roughly a pass a minute, which is just not acceptable. No way we're getting the most passes in a match record with that pedestrian pace. He needs to hoist his britches if he wants a first team spot.

Apparently, despite the booking being a "contract", if it was booked online there is a limited opportunity for the hotel to claim there was a 'technical error', so they can legally get away with it. Morally ambiguous though.

You won't be saying that if we manage to get a decent tune out of him.

He would be able to trumpet his abilities in that scenario.

He said he played football, not fucking netball.

Calm down! Just a couple more weeks!

I hope we go with the innovative 'U' shape formation. Even those not picked regularly need to learn this fascinating new system. Anything less than 78% possession will be as good as a loss for me.

Autumn is just round the corner, I guess he has more important things to worry about.

So many posts on a thread you think is shit.

We'll soon knock that hipster shite out of him! Dribbling, when there's a perfectly safe back pass available? I think not!

Similarly, it wasn't the riots that were the problem just a small minority of idiots that attended them.

Meet the new Che, same as the old Che?

They are happy sitting in their ivory towers hurling insults at the "thick cunts".

Fair point. Would be classic Baz to miss his own leaving party.

I'd throw a party for Baz.

Stewart is like Hinkley Point C. In 2015 it was a 10 year project. In 2024 there's still 7 years to go. HPC Stewart has a ring to it!

I wonder if he reflects on the last two games and thinks "fucking nice one, most possession two games in a row. All those doubters can fuck off ThE sYstEM iS wOrkInG"?

Ah, yes. Sources tell me that Stewart went on the grass on Monday. Unfortunately he had a bad reaction to the pollen and will be out for a couple of weeks.