Weston Super Saint

A guy was driving his kids round last night stopping at all the decorated houses so his kids could jump out. I guess it maximised the amount of sugary shit they could.get their podgy hands on, without any of that nasty exercise to go with it.

I imagine he'll look very sad with a long face.

The first step is breaking the chatbot - job done. No one at the club has actually figured out step two yet, so don't hold your breath.

Jesus wept! Things are really bad if that's the better option!

Yet you're comparing that against the tenures of Jones and Selles? Apples and pears?

FFS. Where does skin stop and hi-vis start?

Did Aidy Boothroyd or Steve Cooper have 75+% possession? Exactly.

Barcelona, Real Madrid, Sao Paulo, Juventus. None of those would surprise me. It's what he deserves. Everyone seems so hung up on 'points' these days.

We will dominate the game. Passing will be out of this world. Possession stats will be the stuff of (wet) dreams. Tall Paul hatrick in a 5-0 spanking for the toffees. Stick that in your dugout. COYR.

Can you add the weekly wage as well? Maybe even the transfer cost?

Get in! Absolute masterclass. Amazing passing and the possession stats were through the roof. Apparently we 'won' by scoring more goals as well, so that's a neat little bonus. COYR

Horseshit. I don't believe a word of it, PSR something something.

£3bn increase to defence budget for next year.

ABK must have really pissed someone off! Caught with Lucy maybe?

The Crusades?

I, four one, am stoked for tonight's soccerball encounter. St Mary's will be rocking, we will have a full strength team out. The passing will be slick, precise and productive. Providing the light show goes off without a hitch I'm forecasting a 5 to nothing home run for the Southampton Saints. COYR.

We have the same philosophy - get the ball to Janny B. Granted it's not as effective but it's a style of play nonetheless.

I'm not the one claiming in every other post that our hands are tied by PSR despite us spending over £100m in transfers over the summer. Each and every time you've been asked to quote a source regarding your claims you've given some half hearted response before cobbling together some figures that you've guessed. I don't claim to understand the intricacies of the club's finances and how that affects PSR, that's been your job for the last couple of weeks. Good that you've resorted to personal jibes though - a sure sign of an angry poster. If you can provide a source for your PSR claims, please do so. If not, I'm happy to accept you've been making the claims up that can't be substantiated.

Calm down, you seem very angry. It's OK not to know all the intricate details of the club's finances. I imagine only a handful of people at the club really know the figures.

Although your 'basic maths' is actually just your own meandering thoughts and conjecture. You have no idea what the commercial contracts within the club actually are. What revenue is coming in to the club. No idea how the players contracts are put together, how much is 'liable' each season etc, etc etc. Your 'basic maths' is overly simplistic. Not really a surprise though.

Close! Apparently the 'argument' was over winter fuel payments and the closure of a local bridge. Dangerous times.

They know they should never go with strangers.

Source?

None of that explains your claim that we couldn't spend more due to PSR.

Many hats.