Weston Super Saint

Pencil up each nostril, pants on his head I guess. Always a giveaway.

Sounds like the perfect place to leave a car unattended all day!

He was probably "known" to the police, like so many have been in the past, so they probably knew about his MH issues.

..... Someone without crisp packets for hands or twiglets for wrists?

And the pitches are so different to the ones in the UK. I hope he'll be alright if he is fit enough to play against teams in Manchester or at Newcastle.

I Hamble-y apologise if Meon my big mouth caused any Stour feelings.

Zaire you are actually very sensitive about these matters.

Your pitiful attempts mark you out as Danube.

Wyre you complaining?

Likewise, no player has PL experience until they do.

I assume he missed the ball though...

I'll be in severnth heaven when they start.

Has this set a precedent for future votes? Will the whip be withdrawn after every opposing vote? Will we end up with more Independents in the HoC before the year is out?

1. Why does it matter who owns an 'English' football club? We use / buy / support so many other companies in our day to day lives that are owned by 'foreigners' that we don't even question or bat an eyelid about. Does anyone question the ownership of Lidl, Sainsbury's, Morrisons, Tesco? 2. Money talks. The club's owners do so to earn money, why shouldn't they be involved in it? If there is demand, there will be supply. 3. No. It came into play to 'level the playing field'. It failed, miserably. All it did was put restrictions on clubs with smaller income streams to ensure they could never compete. Essentially a good idea but not thought through. 4. No.

The rich just keep getting richer. Going 'green' has certainly been good for Charlie! He gets a tidy little profit from every wind offshore wind farm. No wonder he's been so keen to push his agenda.

If not, he's definitely pretending to.

Is that a football shirt or a price list?

Meh, just stick them on a plane and drop them off there. No way they're catching a plane home, so it'll be months before they get back.

I thought you've been telling us for months that the entire party was extreme/hardcore right wing.

The fact we made an offer at all was generous.

I stand corrected - I read he was staying at home.

No. Or Lallana.

Apart from the £100+m he helped secure when we got promoted, but other than that you're right. Nothing.

It's the US of A. You've described the perfect candidate.

Recognition. Finally.