Weston Super Saint

And a nice meal.

Ah, that must explain why you've been so vocal about Sudan. Oh wait, no, not a word...

Then we should put Smallbone in goal - he's good at short passes too. He might even save a shot or two.

But other than that, fabulous hair.

What she said doesn't matter when it comes to hate crimes. As long as the person reporting the crime claims that they have been offended, then there is a case to be answered (and investigated).

I'm expecting fucking dazzling toilets for the next year whilst he works his notice.

So, we're back to the scar tissue thing from the beginning of the season? Isn't it the coach's job to instill mental resilience?

Gave us two 10 out of 10 transfer windows. Apparently.

Bree was. Stephens was at Bournemouth.

Not gonna happen though. Imagine if we find out he's actually better and could have saved us 10 points?

Dave, from accounts.

Whilst that is damning evidence, we can't even compare Lumley as he's never played a league game.

Lumley must be fucking useless not to get picked week in week out.

Time for Rasmus ball.

Something, something brave, something learn from mistakes, something, brave. That's the post match speech done.

The game seems to have passed Smallbone by since he came on.

Will still need to give and work notice if resigned.

I'd be making him do "some" job, not necessarily his. I'm sure the bog brass needs a good clean.

Except the ones with the bonus point for possession

That explains why he didn't play on Saturday then. Phew, thought there was something sinister going on.

Or Stephen Jacks?

Who's the author?

It's good to be reminded. Some of them aren't even noticeable - like the one on the left in the picture, really blends in.

Not sure that April fool's works these days with so much instant communication. The best one I remember was in the 90's - pre internet and mobile phones!. The local radio was reporting that a container ship had lost some containers going along the Solent and money and gold bars (that should have been the giveaway) had washed up on the beach in Portsmouth. Caused gridlock on the septic isle for a good few hours!!

That's unfair. He's proven his point game in, game out. Not his fault that the point is he's fucking shit at scoring.