Thereisonlyonemickychannon

3 attackers and not one strike on goal. Meh

Sullamani fastest player. Usain Bolt shite footballer

I was enjoying it without commentary. Listening to the crowd noise

Bree is not available on the cheeseboard tonight

I bet Bree was shite

Bree???? Bloody shit Bloody shit cheese too

Yeahhhhhh!!!!!!!@ Fuckin about time!!!!

Fuckin Martin. He is a tosser

Stop being a woke ya knob

OMG....if we can't beat heummms bloody Birmingham then Martin is definitely out!!!

Or Wayne Rooney perhaps???? Just kidding. I can hear the boos from St Andrews!!!!

OK lads. We are just like Man City. Just pass pass pass and oh by the way what do you think of my Barnet. Its so now isn't it. Oh where are the pencils for my nostrils Baldrick. Wobble wobble wob. That's what the deluded Martin said to the 2nd rate Man City team at half time!

Fing useless twat. MARTIN OUT!

Yea. That was bizarre 😳

Your right...but... It is so much better than grown men all holding hands and reluctantly running up to the fans and raising their arms like a bad hokey cokey!

Cold, wet and windy in 'ull on Saturday. 5 -0 to 'ull. The first 3 goals because it will be cold, wet and windy and the last 2 because Martin doesnt know who to substitute.

Manny Andruzewski

Because he sat there thinking whilst smirking " I want to be Pep..so let's pass it" knob Martin is!

Martin is a kkob!

I agree. It's weird.

Battle of the bad Barnets and Martin won. Yippie!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree. No better than Saints when we were the club everyone was talking about. We even got to a league cup final and should have won it if we had had VAR!

Complete knob is what he is.

Our manager has had all week prior to the Leeds game to think up what he is going to say to the press. I have a transcript of it here: Janny B and Little A are working hard, whilst Baz is no longer Cinderella. Che has started shooting practice and I have been to the barbers. I predict an easy win for Leeds but the lads were brilliant and we will get it right in the end.

And he would have won us the League Cup if VAR had been existence