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The bloke is a waffling burke!

Why do I know that Middlesbrough will tonk us today 5 - 0 What reason might I have I wonder 🤔

Quite simply fuck off Martin, you talk bollocks

I love Southampton FC, But I hate this shite we are playing!

Martin is a chinless knob. OUT!

Martin out.

I am off to the barbers and ask for a Russell Martin. Flat and parted right through the middle. It will catch on.

I pressed the red button and watched a proper game of footie as bayern drew 2-2 with Leverkusen. The football was intense. Turned back to Sky's coverage of Saints...drab, untidy, amateurish and fucking 4-1 down and home! MARTIN AND HIS KNOBHEAD HAIRCUT OUT!

Yep! Brilliant 👏 😆 🤣 😂

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 And lost bloody 5-0 you numpty!!!

Martin out. Very strange haircut and combing method.

Obviously. Two towers reduced to rubble. Impossible. Especially the way they were built. Wake up. Do some research. Blind

Bloody hell. You are all sheep. Off you go...this way sheeple....to the slaughterhouse.

No chance. Martin out!

Embarrassing!!!!!

What a load of bollocks

Why does 'Pep' always seem to get the best out of players?????? Phillips???? Useless turd that is getting a place in the England squad!!! Perhaps he has become a master at making tea!

NO!

Turncoat

It is a very clever way of control. Stops certain chants being made by the crowd. Also played at the end of a match. Total mind control sheeple.

You are kidding???,,

Thanks Che. We are gonna struggle now.

Yep. You are bloody right. Too dull for me.

It's just too many to you to me to you to me to you to me passes.

OK...Good possession but bloody dull