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Manny Andruzewski

Because he sat there thinking whilst smirking " I want to be Pep..so let's pass it" knob Martin is!

Martin is a kkob!

I agree. It's weird.

Battle of the bad Barnets and Martin won. Yippie!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree. No better than Saints when we were the club everyone was talking about. We even got to a league cup final and should have won it if we had had VAR!

Complete knob is what he is.

Our manager has had all week prior to the Leeds game to think up what he is going to say to the press. I have a transcript of it here: Janny B and Little A are working hard, whilst Baz is no longer Cinderella. Che has started shooting practice and I have been to the barbers. I predict an easy win for Leeds but the lads were brilliant and we will get it right in the end.

And he would have won us the League Cup if VAR had been existence

The bloke is a waffling burke!

Why do I know that Middlesbrough will tonk us today 5 - 0 What reason might I have I wonder 🤔

Quite simply fuck off Martin, you talk bollocks

I love Southampton FC, But I hate this shite we are playing!

Martin is a chinless knob. OUT!

Martin out.

I am off to the barbers and ask for a Russell Martin. Flat and parted right through the middle. It will catch on.

I pressed the red button and watched a proper game of footie as bayern drew 2-2 with Leverkusen. The football was intense. Turned back to Sky's coverage of Saints...drab, untidy, amateurish and fucking 4-1 down and home! MARTIN AND HIS KNOBHEAD HAIRCUT OUT!

Yep! Brilliant 👏 😆 🤣 😂

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 And lost bloody 5-0 you numpty!!!

Martin out. Very strange haircut and combing method.

Obviously. Two towers reduced to rubble. Impossible. Especially the way they were built. Wake up. Do some research. Blind

Bloody hell. You are all sheep. Off you go...this way sheeple....to the slaughterhouse.

No chance. Martin out!

Embarrassing!!!!!

What a load of bollocks