Holmes_and_Watson

Curses! I was pipped at the post to make an apple pun.

Updated in light of SOG's reading material.

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Axe

It's the escalation from bickering, that leads to global war. You're actually at ground zero. The people reading the thread, are more bicker prone, and it spreafs from there. Any doubt on the validity of the above, is just bickering, proving my point.🙂

Lechery

I hadn't thought of that. I hope nothing goes wrong. 🙂

"Masochist? Depressed? Self esteem issues? Welcome home! Welcome to Southampton FC!"

Reasons to be positive... We'll get more points in the Championship. um... Oh look, music! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CIMNXogXnvE

"Saints: Strength through faith in our single tactic...until the next one."

"Saints used to just be crucified once. Visit St Mary's to see it every game."

In case anyone is wondering, the Everton one translates as "No dugouts, no success." For us, "If it's not broken, break it." in tribute to Rasmus and our SR owners.

It still is... ... It's just a toy one run by a group with the decision making skills of children.

The last post, as the asteroid falls through the atmosphere towards impact... "Onuachu should have headed that. He should never be in the team!" 🙂

2.5% chance of asteroid strike also turns out to be the same chance of Elon Musk hosting the 2038 World Cup on it. 🙂

Meh. The highlights didn't show any of his sweeper keeper skills, or his distribution. Needed to parry that 2nd wide, but good to see him back.

Your travel budget is now infinite, as you go round the cosmos as a collection of particles, jettisoned from the planetary fragments, after the impact. 🙂

I am almost counting the bodies, killed in construction.

Shirtless

You didn't even stop to say if humanity was to survive with a Battlestar Galactica type of fleet, or survive on a jettisoned moon, like Space 1999.

I hate to be the one alpacaing holes in your reasoning, but it's a health plan with 4 legs, which is 2 more than the current one.

NHS crisis...solved! Public/private health insurance issues and access...solved! Economic growth...solved from reinvested freed up health funds! Vote SaintsWeb! 9 out of 10 Llamas already do, and are healthier for it!

Surely, this is a masterstroke. By getting people to identify as llamas, it unlocks vets to deal with all of those patients, vastly reducing waiting times.

Dear [s]fleshling[/s] Pierre2, SR would like to invite you to attend a special briefing >bzzt< session! This will show you the very real, and not buggy FM autogen, progress SR are making in the very real >whirr< world. Our VR simulator will illustrate the brighter 10 year plan ahead, at no time lobotomising you ahead of our robotic >click< takeover. Regards, Max Headroom, chief marketing officer.

Soup