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Man 1: "How dare you fart in front of my wife" Man 2: "Sorry, didnt realise it was her turn"

I think they are doing well, but surely you have all seen this before... Wimbledon, Bolton, Reading to name a few. It the classic "first season in the prem" scenario. Next year they will get relegated.

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Also, ALL of his throw-ins went straight to Michael Svensson. All an opposition manager had to do was put someone on MS and the long throw was nullified. At the time, I could never understand why we didnt vary the long throw recipient. PS: Some of the best football I have ever seen saints play was the 2002/03 season and December of that season in particular. IMHO, Delap was one of the main reasons why we were playing so well. His box-to-box play was amazing.

Or you could get one of these.... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Official-Lucy-Pinder-Calendar-2009/dp/1847703356 http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gemma-Atkinson-Calendar-2009-Pyramid/dp/1847571352 http://www.amazon.co.uk/Keeley-Hazell-Rated-Calendar-2009/dp/1847571638

http://www.emeraldinsight.com/Insight/viewContentItem.do;jsessionid=C42D0651C87682074F85F4BF9BD6931E?contentType=Article&hdAction=lnkpdf&contentId=879677

Also, when people get bought and brought mixed up. Spaztards

Wilde is a 1st class c**t Thats all

Do people still use AOL???

Saints Legends v Hampshire Hawks Soccer Extravaganza Eastleigh FC 2pm Sunday 5th October Come and watch one of the most talked about events of the year when John's Hampshire Hawks take on an array of legends at Eastleigh FC Some of the greatest names of football are representing the Legends XI and are brilliantly managed by Lawrie Mcmenemy and Mark Dennis FA Cup heroes Jim Steele and Nick Holmes are donning the boots as are the likes of Tim Flowers, Luther Blissett, Mick Harford, Paul Jones, Frannie Banali, Jason Dodd, Klaus Lundekvam, Paul Walsh, Steve Williams, Gordon Watson, Mark Wright, Reuben Agboola and Tommy Widdrington. Join the fun on this once in a lifetime game and entry is only ?5 with concessions for the elderly and juniors. There is also a fun filled Q and A session with leading players in the clubhouse afterwards. We do hope you can make it and look forward to seeing you all on the day

That fact thats he's only 19 yet been shipped around may suggest he has a bit of an attitude problem. Probably thinks he's jonny big bo11ocks

True, and finish off the rest of the book book before popping in to KFC for a Mega-trough

Fair play to them though...at least they have tried to something about it. Perharps a few of the fat fvcks up Shirley high street should take a leaf out of their books.

Do our troops use dollars and spell neighbour without a u

Thats just nuts

Just found this in my front garden...

Care to expand on this post....I have a PSP, PS3 and SKY. What is a Dreambox and what do I need to do to get the 3000 channels myself..???

Yeah, it is essentially a freeview box, but.... "Unlike any other video recorders, the PlayTV supports PSP remote play. With this astonishing feature, users are able to control the PlayTV device and watch TV wherever there's a WiFi connection. The catch though is that you need to keep your PS3 turned on and connected to the Internet for you to access these live TV broadcasts or recordings in your PSP while away from home."

Has anyone got PlayTV yet for their PS3. Bought one off eBay for £50 brand new and got it delivered to work today. Im looking forward to getting back to my place, setting it up and having a look. Has anyone else got PlayTV, if so, what do you think of it so far.....

There are some very narrow minded people on here....didnt realise so many people are afraid of foreigners.... Pussies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenophobia

1) Woman who bring their babies into work and think that you are as interested in their "little darling" as they are, ****ing get a ****ing life for ****s sake. 2) People that think that, just because a call center is in India its any less helpful than one in England. 3) People who think that I want to cook dinner when I get in. I dont, what I want to do is have a big **** off smoke and a cup of tea then a mong in front of the telly. 4) Every single sports team that i support (Saints, England football team, England Cricket team, Hampshire) playing like a bunch of ****s 5) ****ing **** on the telly all year round....****ing X factor,****ing come dancing, ****ing cookery programs, ****ing CSI, ****ing americas next top model, ****ing secret millionaire, The one ****ing show, any ****ing american program....for ****s sake. 6) God botherers, jesus****ingchrist...