The Oggmonster

and Neil Harris

Neil Harris

Hope not

We could have Mbappe and Haaland upfront and we still won't win this game #bogeyteam

Newcastle fans didn't deserve that, they've been so hard done by over the summer.

That's a landslide

I think we should probably do the decent thing and sack most of our players too (particularly Scienza) for deceiving referees by constantly diving and feigning injury. We can't have cheating behaviour like this at our club and must make a stand.

Tonda is an absolute disgrace to our club and should be banned from football forever. In terms of our next manager, I think we should go with someone like Bielsa.

Only within 72 hours

Insane signing!

Agree with this. I'd like for us to go full strength on Saturday and hope that Middlesbrough fail to win against Wrexham.

Absolutely pointless game this, I think Eckert should rotate and play our second-string team or better yet the under 21s. We have a massive game against Wrexham on Tuesday where a win could really cement our place in the play-offs. To get back to the promised land fighting for that 17th place spot would be unreal!

This is Tonda's first real test.

I bet the Fulham fans are absolutely buzzing with that result. They can now focus on cementing a mid-table finish in the PL.

He bleeds red, a true Saint!