Farmer Saint

And Wood is here for Part 2. The clue was The Wicker Man which had Edward Woodward in it...theres your two players.

No - personal delays I believe (moving etc), no rush...

What a fucking cunt.

Second part has been delayed unfortunately - and thirdly...not all I'm keen on:

Obafemi Martins was one...

I'll take your ten groats and raise you 7 gills of myrrh.

Don't worry mate, she's not a patch on yours.

I'm 6'2" standing up, and 6'4" lying down, make of that what you will.

If we're going back 3 I'm very happy, if back 2 then he will replace Bednarek next season.

And one part complete...

Great news and well deserved - time to get that hashtag going again @AlexLaw76 #martino

No shit...players are only good if they're good. Thank God we've got you to cut through all the guff.

Isn't it funny, get pelters for posting, then get pelters for not posting. Love the player link you shared yesterday on the WhatsApp group though Turkish - got everything crossed for it to come through 🙏

Good to see we're trying to do business early.

Wood is fine as a cheap backup option - young and a known quantity to the Manager (apparently played his best football under Martin).

Simpler than that - our loan contract ran out yesterday, so the new contract (and the transfer of registration) took place today.

Broja has proven he isn't good enough for the PL. Delap did pretty well in the Championship and is unproven in the Prem. If the prices were the same I *may* take Broja, but as soon as he becomes more expensive I take Delap.

Turkey, Holland and Portugal...He's just not good enough.

If they were his stats in 2003, he must be 51 now 😳

£15m is what I thought it would take tbh.

I think we just witnessed peak Turkish.

And people say Russell plays boring football - at least we get some payload at times.

Just spoke to a Villa fan, apparently he is shit hot. Also to do with FFP and signing Matsen - they need a high income for this year on the sale and they're spending more on Matsen to counter that. Essentially taking a loan from Chelsea (financial loan).

I know, I didn't say it was?