Farmer Saint

Got that one already (nearly - got through to December a few years ago but went out)...it's not all it's cracked up to be TBH - didn't get any sex out of it, that's for sure.

Not PL quality, cos they were bought for the Championship...

Lived in London for nearly 10 years. It's fucking shit if you live there. Disparate and soulless. When I purchase the farm that all ended. The countryside is what is good about this country, not the cunt-ridden personality void that is our fair capital.

Yeah, that's an issue. They usually like a 6 month gap. I would consider going Inside IR35 for this one if your company will do it, through an Umbrella. I have used Giant Professional in the past and they are decent (and the cost is negligible). I currently work outside IR35 when consulting, but that's only because it's around 30 days per annum, per company, so it is clearly not disguised employment. I am relatively clued up on it having contracted on and off for 15 years, so if you have any questions let me know.

So it is due to your contract that you're falling foul then? What type of job are you doing?

That joke's so good it would work in a vacuum.

Maybe I just shouldn't make Physics jokes...

Shit, am I not? Fuck. Best not come out of retirement then.

Martin left 8 months ago though...not sure you can blame their fitness now on him.

Well, it will when they're all wiped out, or moved out, depending on which Israel is allowed to do.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rvxjnvv71o Probably their own fault for wanting water. Pesky Palestinian's.

It was quite obviously a joke based on Mass = Volume x Density, hence the bold parts. Sorry you didn't get it.

I presume you mean "en masse"? I'm sorry, but the volume of these type of mistakes really get to me. Some of you are so fucking dense.

Yeah, he was pretty poor. Was speaking to my agent mate (a Villa fan) and I suggested if they lose Emi they should take Rambo off us. He laughed and said he'd heard nothing but bad reports when being offered around (which he is being). Clubs in the PL were not impressed even in front of our car crash of a defence.

It's a friendly, who gives a fuck how we get on. It's about building fitness.

I got so excited - called my wife in - "That's Josh Homme from QOTSA". She wasn't impressed TBF.

That's really nice of him - great lad. Always loved seeing him randomly do the CBeebies Bedtime Story when my daughter was really young 😂

Josh also had cancer in 2022 - was this before or after that?

BALD!!!

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I think he's up in space this week.

Alright, keep your (horse) hair on...

Sorry mate, I was only horsing about.

Deal done 👍