Scudamore

Are you Dutch alsho?

No wait. Pancakes are shallow fried. How silly of me...

Yeah. Crepe suzette would be happy to have him.

Should have followed Michael Wilde's lead and called it a manifesto...

He's playing jazz flute Bit like Chi-Chi here...

I could go for an Eccles cakes right now

British jobs for British workers...

I'm not sure a doughnut could be classed as a cake... Surely you need to bake a cake...not deep fry it...

We do realise that being British is in no way directly connected to being a good manager don't we?

Yeah that was the joke... In terribly bad taste if you ask me... Shame on you Ponty...

ebay?

Was on BBC South Today last night...Franny Benali was also interviewed...

That's a little defeatist... I was thinking of lots of normal size skateboards...one per person...but if you want more people per board (and i certainly agree that it would have the visual impact we're looking for) then maybe we should go for something like the below... I want to make it clear that whilst i'm not against JFP's plans per se that we here at the skateboard protest are looking to make it a strictly skateboards only protest...longboards are of course welcome. I simply feel that the roller skates thing (whilst being a BRILLIANT idea) may detract from my BRILLIANT idea. And if we all forge our own organised protests that from a satelite view these seperate protest groups may well spell the words LOWE OUT. Which i feel would certainly make front page news... Not that i would want to organise this with any other protest groups however...as mine is the only one that really counts. The website will be up soon kids...so keep em peeled...

He tried to add me on facebook...scared me a little to be quite honest...

I wouldn't want a thermometer jammed in my eye. And without speaking to my c::ck i'm feeling pretty safe in saying he wouldn't want it either...

Another protest idea. Maybe i should start one. If you're mad at the board join me in my skateboard protest through Southampton at the next home game... It's a play on words and will be attended by Stanley and other goons who would rather have Mandaric (skateboard...geddit?) or any other available man in a suit than continue with Rupert Lowe on the SFC Board... Not that i want to detract from any other protests...but mine will be the best as it includes skateboards. We will of course skateboard to a pub because getting p:ssed is part of the matchday ritual...

How exactly do you "nurse" a semi? Where does the thermometer go for example?

Wine-bar? Get her.

I second that emotion! For the record i don't like Lowe. Certainly don't hate him though. No time for that. And i echo the sentiments that the "big" three should all up sticks and eff off...

I'm sure the Champion's League winners medal will take away the sting of your damning assessment of Benitez.

I never have to read your posts slowly Stan. The transparency in every single one shines through loud and clear. Also is that the last laugh then Stanley? What if they get relegated the following season and we go up? Is that then the last laugh? Where does this laughing last end? Or have you predicted an apocalyptic end to the world as we know it following the parading of the League 1 trophy by Nigel Pearson (Football Genius) through the streets of Leicester?

Lots of people choose to rate him more highly than they otherwise would because it serves as a reason to knock the club they claim to support. Not everyone i hasten to add.

Oh i'm sure he was p:ssing himself on the last day of the season last year

At what point does thinking Nigel Pearson (Football Genius) is not god's gift to football management come to be equated to luvving Rupert Lowe? Utter toss...

And what are Pompey doing following their appearance (and victory) in the Cup final? Imploding... A good cup run has never been the making of any team ffs.