Scudamore

Original. I like it.

I had no idea he was into that kind of sh:t...

They were called PE teachers back then...

Christ...is Skacel now going to be afforded the same god like admiration around here that Pearson receives... "We'd have won the Premier League with Big Nige and Rudi if only Rupert hadn't gone and ruined it"

Perhaps you could confirm that you have done a complete u-turn on your stance towards Leon Crouch? Not that there's anything wrong with that of course...we're all entitled to change our views...but you rather seem to view it as the scales falling from people's eyes when they don't agree with your view and then change their minds...at which point it all gets terribly smug of course...

I don't think you have sex with something like that...it has sex with you...

who changed the thread title?

Could this be the move that sees one of our targets coming in i wonder? Or are we looking at a couple out first?

Peace of mind...

About as surprising as the sun setting...

Are we living in Compton now then? I can see i'll need to get a bull terrier... A bull terrier could be considered a solution to Michael Wilde's problems...

f::cking hippy...

It'll never work. The fence will cast a shadow which will mean one side of the fence will be getting more sun. Then the grass will definitely be greener on the other side... The grass seemed greener on the other side when Michael Wilde rode into town...sadly he forgot the basic rules of photosynthesis...

Well...i'm just wondering which side will have the greener grass...

Did the smell not give it away?

Is there grass on both sides of the fence?

This comment just sums up the protesters (or as I call them attention-seeking whingers) as far as I am concerned. Here we go again. One stupid, idiotic remark which could very well have been said tongue in cheek and someone slags the rest of us off. You obviously don't care that our club is nose diving in an ever increasing haste. Look out salisbury we are soon going to be playing you on a more regular base. ( hopefully just a jest) I do not condone violence but you think everyone going to protest is a moronic drink or drug fuelled yob. What about my 5 yo boy is he tarnished with the same brush? Wake up or shut up. Too many times if someone says something different we have to have a squabble on here. Done within certain boundaries this can be highly entertaining. As far as I am concerned I am going to the march to tell anyone who wants to listen how I feel about my club. I certainly won't be at the front of the column and I fervently pray this march goes ahead without trouble. I for one want Askham, Wilde and Lowe to get out and sell up. We don't expect this march to achieve much more than alert others to our aims. This in itself could solidify our position simply because we have been noticed thereby increasing our numbers for whatever we do next. None of us knows where this will take us but some of us have grown tired of empty promises and falling standards. We hope to gather support where we can. A few names from the recent past have spoken about the club's plight but we sit and watch doing nothing do we? Not anymore. In house squabbling is not going to help our cause or yours. That is of course, if you would still like to see our team win a game now and then. And as for the threat made by Ponty well that is so childish it is beyond comprehension. Making such a ridiculous post leaves him wide open for lots of nasty comments if it were intended as a threat. Personally I would simply have asked for it's removal. Not have risen to the bait.

Yeah Ponty chill out...that "really?" comment certainly portrayed how uptight you were getting...

Exactly why i don't drive to games anymore...going sober is no longer an option...

Who are these attendees who are willing to forego their pre match pint? Maybe if they went down the pub pre game we'd get a better atmosphere in the ground...

So who's mugged who off?

It's the shrugging of the shoulders thing isn't it?

fromthedell goes to see his doctor wearing only clingfilm wrapped around his waist. the doctor turns to him and says "well I can clearly see your nuts"

Commendable stuff...i doubt he'll know this though...it being the ASL alphabet...i used a little artistic license...

Your wife wanted me to suck on her duff teats...but i was having none of it...Bernard Manning in a wig...