Scudamore

I once pulled what i thought was the light switch as i exited a disabled toilet. It was of course the alarm cord that they use when they fall down. I sheepishly walked off as the alarm went off.

And he would have goat away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids...

Are they employees?

Would that be the same Imraan Ladak that installed Paul Gascoigne as manager a few years back? I believe it is. I also believe he went to my school. And that he is a penis...

But you'd lead me to believe that Rupert Lowe is the puppet master that can't allow anyone to get on with their job without interferring. Thus he must have written that then. And yet you want to have a pop for him going on holiday in which case he can't have written it. Which is it? Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.

Where is Wilde? He released a statement on the OS on Friday. Is he supposed to remind us of his existence every day?! Maybe a Going Wilde blog perhaps? Dear Diary. Nobody likes me. Michael Wilde.

In what way precisely?

Robert Braithwaite of Sunseeker went on holiday for two whole weeks last year... They sent out several rudderless yachts in that time...bloody disgraceful...

My boss went on holiday for two whole weeks last year... Our rudderless ship of a business almost collapsed...

Proven to be English? Do we get to see his passport as proof of this amazing revelation?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Cooper_(footballer_born_1968)

When i'm too drunk to walk to the gents...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LkR0krOm9M4&feature=related

Phoenix?

That is funny as f::ck...who the hell goes to a game and records it on their phone to post on youtube?! What a gimp...

Who is Ben James Fleming? *edit - it said he was a homo before* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romano_Denneboom He can head a ball...which is nice... http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=Denneboom&hl=en&emb=0&aq=-1&oq=#q=Denneboom&hl=en&emb=0&aq=-1&oq=&start=10 http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=Denneboom&hl=en&emb=0&aq=-1&oq=#q=Denneboom&hl=en&emb=0&aq=-1&oq=&start=30

I'm not sure i like the new you... I definitely didn't like the old you though so carry on...

Should you be driving with the shakes?

I hope BTF isn't p:ssing in that bucket...i hear she has a yeast infection...

I'm going to Devizes this weekend. There will be karting. And there will be lots of booze. Not at the same time though...that would be foolhardy...

I wouldn't mind playing it actually. Means you get to hang out with old people also...which is a bonus....

Ha so...me so solly...

You've nailed Father Christmas? Is it safe to say then that Rupert Lowe's advisor is in actual fact Ken Bates?

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