Scudamore

Negotiate contract when in the Championship...or when you know you're certain to be in the Premier League the following season? Tough call...

Do you kiss Rupert Lowe with that mouth?

I like where this thread is going Stanley. Now please enlighten me on your views of foreign people...

I find most of your posts to be drivel to be fair... And you started this thread to drum up yet more depression for us long suffering fans...haven't we suffered enough?

Which begs the question "What cheese has Stanley been eating pre sleep?"

It looks like Rupert Lowe after he's had a stroke...what have you done to him?

And what do you do with the drunken sailors?

Jealous?

You're like the Escher of comedy...

I absolutely 100% knew that someone (most probably you) would say that...

What cheese were you eating pre sleep? Might have to give it a go...

We let him go because of what a few people said on a football forum? Hmmm...

What's in a builders breakfast? If it were a french builder that would probably be croissants and some preserves...

As long as it's kept neat i really couldn't give a shoit...

You'll never pull looking like that...wool and animal hide feet warps are so last year...

I think i actually prefer Crouch Potato. Makes me think of alpine as Mr Potato Head at his keyboard...

Perhaps not any restaurant...as in all fairness lots of places don't actually have childrens menus...

At the age of 29 and the youngest of three brothers my dad still can't resist pointing to the childrens menu in any restaurant and suggesting that i may want to choose from it. Ahhhh...that joke never tires... They are definitely children. And will remain so until they start earning a living and move out of their parental homes.

Combined with the "How can Matt Le Tiss stand by as the club he proclaims to love crumbles" comment truely has removed what little credibility alpine had left in my eyes...

I prefer Crouch Canoodler. Has a real zing to it i feel.

I think SaintRobbie should be our new chairman. He's a real visionary. The big question is...do you have a suit SaintRobbie?

The man is a legend.

Pretty sure i wasn't thinking about fatherhood when i was thirteen...

Not as much as commentators saying Stevie G. But it's a close call between the two. What's worse though is Steve McLaren calling them it...all way too chummy... Clough called Teddy Sheringham Edward...that is much more like it...