Scudamore

I did this with my first bicycle. Lost the tip of my middle finger. And subsequently was called the Hooded Claw by my brothers growing up. Hurt like f::ck.

Blows my theory about all young people having their hair swept to one side right out the window then! And confirms that young people are now them and not us. Thus i am getting f::cking old. :-(

You don't really mean that

Indeed. I bet Buzzin' Orn has all his hair swept to one side.

If he did that in the street and the bloke was surrounded by ten of his mates things would get pwoper nawty

What a sly c::nt. Hardly hard man territory that is it?

I should point out that the chairs weren't especially made for their fat carcasses. But were just sturdier metal looking chairs than the wooden ones we were on. They obviously get it a lot at that place so have the girder chairs there just in case!

It was like Mr Creosote had taken his good lady out for dinner. All you can eat was the obvious choice. They were heard to say something about driving 40 minutes to get there because it was so good. Still what with the sizes of portions out in America i'm surprised there aren't more fatties to be honest.

Wouldn't have been a great location eh? All these out of town football grounds set in retail parks and industrial estates do leave me feeling a little cold i must say. And as you point out decent boozers are a no no. St Mary's is a spot on location really. As well as taking us back to our roots.

When i went there there was a couple on the table next to us that were so fat they had special chairs for them. It put me off my meal.

Even to mobiles? How's the text costs?

In fairness the Ripley's thing wouldn't take a whole day anyway. Good for an hour or two mind. You get to pose for a photo with a waxwork of this dude. And a serious fatty as well! Oh and there's a Mona Lisa made out of squares of toast burnt to different shades. That's stayed with me that has!

Ripleys Believe It Or Not Museum http://www.ripleysorlando.com/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6213807/Spider-Man-lookalike-lizard-is-latest-exotic-pet-craze.html

That's approximately one hundred years... ;-)

The bit of fluff in Simon Cowell's belly button

We english as a race aren't very good at spotting winky eye things... The Spanish on the other hand...

Don't be a gimp Delldays. I reserve the right to mock other nationalities based on their national stereotypes and can take it on the chin back. As i did when called a "girre" when visiting my girlfriend's Spanish father last month. Leaning on stereotypes and having a laugh at them does most certainly not make me a racist and to suggest so is a little dumb. But then i'm sure you knew that anyway. You're just being argumentative as per usual. You'll also not be surprised to hear that i have and will use again the expression "cheese eating surrender monkeys" when refering to the French. Once again this does not mean that i harbour a grudge against the French for any conflicts we may have had with them over the last thousand years or indeed that i inherently hate all french people for no other reason than being french. In fact i take the french like i take all people...on merit. Some are d:cks. Some are not. On the subject of Spanish builders however i would just like to say that they started building La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona in 1882... God knows why i just bothered typing that out

Sounds like just about any other Spanish building site to me...

His wife is one lucky lady...

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Jimmy Krankie

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