Scudamore

In fact she looks more like Pat Butcher than Peggy Mitchell... Now there's a storyline...you read it here first...

From this... To this... To this... Pretty pleased i don't watch it anymore... Still saw it on the screens down the gym the other night and was really struggling to comprehend what sort of woman of that age would choose to style their hair in that way...it's just making a bad problem a lot worse...

Holmes is back from injury? But i was under the impression that "Pardew obviously doesn't rate him"???

Thinking about it i'm not even married...

I wouldn't let my wife go off for lunch with some random bloke she just met in a shopping mall.

Yeah i've kinda refused to eat in KFC after a particularly grizzly food poisoning incident in my teens...as you say they just have a dirty feel the second you walk in the place...

KFC is quite something...how do they manage to get their chips quite so soggy on such a consistent basis?

What? Even if he's paying?

Essruu distinctly remembers it was an iPhone as he spoffed his pants on seeing it...

Does the coin thing not work with Coca Cola as well though?

Or a rape victim

Undoubtedly Shearer

So this has come about because our media kicks up a stink... How many other games in the same round of games had similar instances that go completely unnoticed i wonder?

The mods have really been caught with their pants down... Max Mosleyesque exposés going on by the ever high-horse-riding Um Pahars... You've blown the lid right open on the seedy underworld of corrupt administration on this website... Are we all taking things a little too seriously here perhaps guys? He's a troll...makes some good points but then says stupid sh:t just to get a rise...and guess what you all fall for it hook line and sinker time and time again...see it for what it is and ignore it ffs...

It would be easier to stand up to pikeys if they weren't such hard bastards...

- Would you mind passing me the salt? - No not at all OR - Would you pass me the salt please? - Yeah sure... One answer is yes one is no the result is the same...i get to season my damn food... This is the point being made...

Friend of mine tells a good story about a mate of his moonying someone from a first floor window and then falling out and spearing himself on railings. It's wrong to laugh i know but he tells it so well. And a valuable lesson for the youth of today showing off. Just imagine slowly bleeding to death with your kecks around your ankles...

They have antique phones in France too? Interesting...

And how do you define an argument?

He's never been the same since O'Minogue left him...

Looks interesting...think i'll like this one...

Let's ask J Bizzle...he's probably played against him...

There are no hard and fast rules. Sometimes the club loaning the player pays the wages. Sometimes part payment. Sometimes none. Sometimes the club loaning the players pays a fee. Sometimes not. I hope this clear as crystal explanation has enlightened you.

You dancin'?