Stripey McStripe Shirt

Isn't this just the Nobel Peace Prize equivalent of Thierry Henry wearing a Pompey shirt once?

If something is broken, consider breaking it some more.

Embarrassed Artur Boruc?

Leicester home.

I have little doubt that it'll be either Ipswich or Norwich away.

Have just seen the French Super Cup was also played at the weekend. In Kuwait. Honestly surprised the Premier League / FA haven't already used this as an excuse to get things played abroad. Shame really as would have been interesting to see what huge crowds Crystal Palace would have attracted this season.

This guy. Every time.

How I felt about him in the last 3/4 of last season...

Actually, just their version of the Charity Shield I think. Still, seems a nonsense being played out there.

Spanish Super Cup Final on at the moment. El Classico. In Saudi. What the fuck's that all about? Not going to be long before the FA Cup / Carabao cup final is over there too I reckon.

Has he actually been sold, rather than loan? Have a feeling we'll look back at this in a few years time as a silly bit of business if so.

Just to confirm, no real change here today.

Lol. They've made you look like a right mug.

He nearly scored against Wrexham. Could have defined his whole career in English football had he got his foot to it.

Imperial weather.

Bit wet and breezy here (up north), but nothing exceptional. I'll keep you all updated if anything changes.

The brand of soap, Imperial Leather. Why isn't it Imperial Lather?

That is highly insulting (to mince).

The cricket equivalent of Russ-ball? Don't worry about trying to score, just pass it around the back for hours until you bore the opposition into submission.

Thought that waiter in the foreground looked dodgy.

Even when the pressure is off and you start to think England aren't utterly shit, you soon realise that, actually, England are still utterly shit (bar Root this test).

Not me. I didn't watch or listen because I forgot we were playing today 😎

Because pretty much anyone who has ever followed English football will know who you mean, unless it's specified otherwise?

I assume it's unrelated to the fact that a Venezuelan won the Nobel Peace Prize...

I've got a friend who's travelled out for days 3 and 4. He's also planning to watch the Aussie Open tennis with hopes of watching Jack Draper...who has pulled out injured today...