Gloucester Saint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVAX166QwrU

Jammy gits. Congo superman in goal beaten at last.

Take a holding midfielder off you prick.

Or even Butlins

You have your wish - Eze for the hapless Djed Spencer. Oooh Betty!

Players really responding to Tuchel’s pep talk….not

Mr Rainbow Laces of West London, formerly Merseyside and Wearside.

Gillian Anderson would have been more energetic and effective than Elliott.

Even today in his 40s. Would need one more shit break but the hydration break has him covered!

Rashford again - crap.

Madueke is worse than several wingers we came against in League 1.

Second choice in Ligue 1. Would have cost a fraction of Bazunu fee or McCarthy wages.

Yes I do. Rashford - Barcelona? Did he win a competition?

At least Mum goes to Iceland.

Rashford should have headed down for his chance.

DR Congo’s keeper is having a worldie.

And substitute him.

I was being unfair to Sulemana and Neil Heaney earlier, let alone Franz Carr. This is Frankie Bennett level. Spence doing a Sugawara impression.

Wissa missed a sitter. That has to be a penalty for Kane. What a mess.

Getting past his man who is on a yellow because he ran at him, but end product still Sulemana-esque.

DR Congo getting panicky at the back. Kane muscled out by ex-Ipswich defender Tunzabe.

Imagine Spence v Barcola or Olise…

Martinball again ole ole

Stupid booking for Bellingham.

After 44 years of watching England, easily.