Saint Stimp

Neil Mellor, only scored one goal this season but given that it was a 90th minute 45-yard thunderbolt that won the playoff finals for us I'll gladly eat my words (Saint Stimp, 2012).

Wouldn't mind nicking Routledge from Newcastle, Forest linked on BBC.

I saw £1.65 in London last week. To keep this on topic, get out of our club Puncheon. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Speaking of Delap...

Not actually for Saints but Anders in the 2002 world cup.. http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNoC01XRZXo

Saints Jack up Squad with a Real Corker

I've actually broken out in to a little bit of a sweat looking at that..

Was mildly funny the first time with Rivas, not so much this time. Also, whoever edited it is obviously a complete tool. ".. a Norwegian footballer who currently plays for Italian club Southampton".

He's let himself go over summer..

I didn't know much about Killer and Niemi before the joined. On the other side of the spectrum, I was chuffed when we signed Bernard and more recently Pekhart.

They've updated it now, just to make me look stupid. We weren't mentioned originally, just said he'd worked in England.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/13886219.stm Strange that we aren't really mentioned in his experience.

Not sure myself but if there's nothing on the site I guess you could try e-mailing address SaintSarah posted above asking for some information.

I like how almost all of his new friends are women, most of whom are blond.

According to Wiki, Baseya is yet to score a professional goal. Played once for Lille, been on loan at Le Harve, scored for neither. Looks like you're overrating him a bit.

A statue of a pop icon would go down nicely. Maybe Boy George?

I think this is what Lawrie's getting at, whilst we were yet to suffer the points deduction all the other signs were pointing to 'doomed'.

A little off topic maybe but Nolan is too good for this league, he was great for Newcastle last season.

A little off topic maybe but Nolan is too good for this league, he was great for Newcastle last season.

Your picture on twitter cracked me up, might have to steal that idea.

I also had this in mind.

Also a shame because 'Harlee Dean' is a cracking name.

I definitely suggested Zenden first, toys are about to be thrown out of my cot.

The fact that people are still making Michael Owen jokes on the main forum.