Saint Stimp

I think the only person who took that chant literally was Ian Holloway..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13575380 Shoal Enforcement said: "A plain-clothes police officer produced his warrant card and requested that both vehicles be released. "Our member of staff confirmed he would release the vehicles if the police officer would provide confirmation that he was on duty. "The police officer declined and arrested our member of staff for obstruction."

Villa have released some pretty decent players http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13572464.stm, wouldn't mind signing Isaiah Osbourne.

By the way, this cereal now exists: And it's bloody delicious.

Funny stuff, it is a pretty realistic tiger though. Police are now trying to reunite it with it's owner. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13491268

I love that Svensson goal, mainly because of how shocked he looks that it actually went in. He had a cracking World Cup, this piece of skill in extra time came so close to putting Sweden through Mine would have to be 1. Antti Niemi 2. Michael Svensson 3. Marian All for obvious reasons.

Return it then buy it again?

he just looks like a lovely man.

No, purely based on the fact that my former housemate thought he was better than Le Tiss.

Getting on a bit but Zenden is available. Would be a good influence in the dressing room, especially with some of the younger midfielders. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13442226.stm

The Saints foundation are looking for casuals. No idea about the details, just passing on the link. http://www.graduatejobsouth.co.uk/JobDetails.aspx?jID=11139

Think it just means Balotelli is out of the question..

Funnily enough Yahia has gone on to have a pretty decent career in Ligue 1.

His wiki page could do with a little sprucing up... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jakob_Friis-Hansen

They all looked like miniature Lee Barnards to me..

Anyone know what'll happen to the flag after that match? Would be nice to have it hanging in SMS somewhere and brought out on other big match days.

Let's all have a disco can die.

How long until Donald Trump demands to see Bin Laden's death certificate..?

'Doesn't look too convincing' is somewhat of an understatement... Did he die whilst trying to recreate his expression from the original photo?

Did my year 10 work experience at SMS, and took the liberty of sitting everywhere over the course of it. Used to eat my sandwiches in Rupert Lowe's seat and drop a load of crumbs out of spite. That'll show him.

Make it a sack of apples & throw in £12 and you've got a deal. Otherwise you're going to be pretty jealous when you see me rocking it whist the ladies flock to me at St Mary's.

£12 inc postage if anyone wants it..

Lambert v MK Dons, Chambo v the Daggers.

Couple more Le Tiss ones, the Blackburn one & possibly the last at the Dell.

Whilst we're laughing at stuff: