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Thought I would share this decent move by SFC for our neighbours. We dont screw over local business, schools (for training areas etc), charities - we support them! It fills me with pride, that from top to bottom of our club we take the initiative in supporting our communities. Even down to dumping tons of top soil from the pitch outside SMS so people could fill their car boots up and fetilise their land. As Bearsy put it, a bigger, classier local rival. But this thread isnt about our achievements, it is about pompey going down with no money in the bank. There is good news for pompey and back the bid, like Norris, another high earner Fuctas has confirmed he will be taking pompey for every last penny of his contract. That is another blow for the trust after they worked out yesterday that if 100% of their current pledges coughs up a grand each, they will just about be able to cover Norris' gold plated, legally binding contract... but that leaves them with zero pennies for anything else, nothing. This will be a major problem as Gadymack demands £6k each and every week for access and use of his car park - regardless of whether a game is going ahead or not! If they dont pay him his weekly cash, they have no access to half of Chainrais arena, and pack the park will continue to struggle... None of this has appeared on the trusts radar though, as you currently have two board members squabbling with two POL moderators. The mods are refusing to entertain the trust due to personal differences with trust board members. All the jealousy and fan on the board nonsense is tearing them apart, and I 4-1 am delighted! Amongst all this I would like to take a moment to salute one of the finest architects of pompeys demise since Avram the great, a warm round of applause for MR quality over quantity, Stevie Clotteril!

I am going to pledge this Friday and pull out just before the FL AGM or at whatever point holds the greatest impact. £2.50 loss but thats fine, a £100 loss to be chased by the PST to see through my pledge is also very tempting. I would drag it along for as long as possible before saying I can no longer pay it and they have to accept 20p in the pound... after which of course I will decide I will pay them 20% of 20% so they are due £36 above my original £100. I will pay this money over a four year period in 30%/25%/25%/20% tranches... of course I will renege on that and it will revert to five years (starting on the initial second year) at 30%/20%/20%/15%/15% So my pledge to the trust will be as follows: 2012 = £100 2014 = £10.80 2015 = £7.20 2016 = £7.20 2017 = £5.40 2018 = £5.40 I will have to retrospectively apply my fees of course, which will result in a bill of £100 going back to the trust in £2018. Anyone fancy joining me in backing the bid? A nice big taste of deliciously ironic medicene for the skates... WTFILN

Gutted this was all I managed... wish I didnt vote for goal of the season now!

That is a real shame, I really wanted the good man Tal Ben Haim cream each and every last penny of his £36000 PW contract... fingers crossed he stays until August, which will drain pompey of a tidy half a million. Fortunately the good man Norris has decided he will continue to draw his extortianate, gold plated contract to the bitter end, no matter how low pompey sink - he will be there claiming his £20000 PW! For every TBH there is a DN waiting in the wings to keep our spirits up. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-s-former-owners-csi-to-be-represented-at-creditors-meeting-1-3765843 Looks like Chainrai and Antonov will be taking an interest in the creditors meeting... it amuses me that Chainrai not only has a full fixed and floating security againts all pompeys assets, but also controls the CSI £10.8 million debt too. He sold the club to the mafia and then took their whole company, plus the cesspit he sold them in the first place! Not bad Chinny boy. It would be nice to hear from AA again, PMSL

Well saints legend Tal Ben Haim dislikes the skates so much he refused to come out and applaud the fans after taking them down on the pitch, if they wanted gratitude they should have bunged £72k PW in his direction minimum!

Thats a very cute and brave face you are putting on there but the hangover will kick in eventually... as you say if we get there! Sub 10k gates at fratton whilst you get stuffed by Stevenage and Yeovil at home before a mid-week visit to Carlise with your travelling army of about 30 skates (going by the 50-150 you were tkaing up north in the prem in 2010). IF the trust can raise about £30m, just to guarantee the league you can cover the guaranteed £14m contractual obligations to the likes of TBH and the other Saints legends... Nope, it dont add up, and as the good man Chainrai said "My position is secured, I will get my money back" Moneyfields for you...

Kicking off on POL, the good man TBH left the pitch and refused to come back out with the team and applaud the phew... £36k PW an he mugs the skates off PMSL they are talking of hounding him out of fratton by whatever means, forgetting that that would all but end any remote chance of a golden share. A skate pointed out he will have taken £7.5m out of the club through his contract and questioned whether TBH has taken more money out of pompey than the good man Chainrai... I Love that angle! God bless Tal Ben Haim COYHMRC

Priceless! Game over pompey, get ready for moneyfields

Not just at work, all over the place! Reading the above posts, you can see how infectious Nige's positivity must be for the squad. Imagine Nigel feeding his cliches to you all day long! Your one stop shop for Adkinisms, http://www.askadkins.info/ ...needs to be updated, get some of the boat and oar quotes on there! Congratulations to those that have achieved promotions on the back of Nigels Nigelisms!

Fortress Fratton will be full to the rafters once again as Pack the Park comes to fruition at the last home game of this season and most likely forever. They will have an average attendence in League 1, if the PST manage to raise £30 odd million for the privilege of losing at least £14m in your first trading year. It is an issue skates, but right now it is the least of your problems... tick follows tock follows... The good man Chainrai wont be best pleased if you were to do that... dont want to fall on the ugly side of a viscous loan shark. Chainrai has a fixed and floating charge on all assets of PFC, so the seat belongs to him. Good bless Balram Chainrai

That is absolutely f*cking marvellous! Made my day, PMSL

I keep reminding myself that. Its funny really as whilst everyone other than Birch and the PST is completely distracted by preparing their little minds for League 1, they have forgotten about the severe situation they are in. They are days away from liquidation yet all they bleat about is how they are going to storm League 1! They are hosing the garden whilst the house burns down behind their backs. I had the pleasure of being inside one of HMRCs warehouses the other day, I half expected to find a load of seized boxes of skate shirts, unsold programs, thousands of unsold tickets and buckets of fat from the pipes! COYHMRC!

Walsall work very hard on all commercial aspects of their business external to football to help support the club. Boxing nights, auctions, cabaret etc all contribute to their infrastructure development and business success. They are light years ahead of pompey and they have achieved this on the back of hard work, endeavour and entrepreneurialism. The skates simply bent over for a bunch of gun runners, corrupt arabs, crooked asians and russian mobsters... Huddersfield have also invested wisely to build a decent infrastrucutre and a fantastic stadium... they are a generation ahead of pompey at least. Newport County is probably the closest match in todays world. (sorry Newport) Still, im sure all the clubs in League 1 will be blown away by the 9000 packing the park at fortress fratton! Or maybe the 1000 trust members mingling at moneyfields is more appropriate. PMSL... sometimes I just love pompey when they do things like this... classic! PMSL... got to love the old stewards rumours, its the hope that kills them etc. I wonder if voldermort is still buying the bog rolls at Fratton park?

They will be coming after SWF and the magnificent PTS contributors next... The Kroll report on Antonov (google kroll antonov) is still out there ready for downloading. It amazes me that the document is supposedly clearing his name, to me is does the absolute opposite. Very dodgy, surprised Madjeski has sold out to him. It will be interesting to see how it pans out for Reading! Nice bit of cringeworthy drivel about the bestest fans in the lands TM ©, praising the 800 few that went up to Donny (dont worry Donny, you will see them next year when the trust has raised £20m for Chinny et al) http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/pompey-fans-hailed-by-donny-chief-1-3739135 Back the Buyout!

People suspect this may be Neil Allen of the pompey news... As we have had so many laughs on his little webchats - the ones that get taken over by Saints fans mugging him off (innernetz stylez), he may have lost it and is having a crack himself... I have told him many times on his webchats that he has just spent the last hour talking to Saints fans and he dosent like it! I would feel pretty stupid too in fairness if I kept falling into the same trap time and time again! Combined with our Jordan Silbey taking the p*ss out of PFC on twitter regarding finances, along with SFC refusing him entry at SMS... maybe its him! Looking forward to the next webchat!

Dont worry, he is more than welcome in the peoples republic of portsea... Kitson believes the ref was spot on with his decisions: http://www.chichester.co.uk/sport/football/pompey-latest/kitson-reckons-under-fire-ref-got-decisions-spot-on-1-3738278 The cheating knows no bounds... Bent refs aside, we have a new cheesy campaign to sit back and watch fail dismally... Weve had fortress fratton, weve had pack the park and now weve got .... back the buyout They still have no idea how much they need, what the money will actually buy, how long it will last or how much they need... PMSL... reading the deluded article it suggests if they cant raise enough to buy the club or if 'ballbag Chainrai' outbids them, they will give all the cash to Gadymack for his carpark... PMSL (Still no solution whatsoever to the £14m of football creditors/legally binding playing contracts to be paid next year) http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=279596 Never knew Chainrai has shareholdings and links with a Russian bank which is a competitor of Latvia Krabankjas... owned by our favourite gangster and banker, Mr Antonov! http://www.rietumu.com/press?OpenDocument&nid=914EDCCB6EE45E5AC22576EA0044EBB8&sub= http://www.rietumu.lv/ Whatever all these Russian, middle eastern and Asian mobsters have been up to all these years... the end game (as predicted here) must be approaching soon. What a rollercoaster ride it has been!

Such a classy outfit, gushing with integrity... family club of the year!

One week on from the famous point at st faries and pompey are on the verge of falling to league 1. COYBCFC! Ben Haim in the third tier on £36,000 each and every week, with pompey shelling out half a million a week on the payroll, in front of sub 10k crowds against Oldham... Exciting, isnt it?

Jane from OPL Hi Mr Birch, as one of your creditors (OPL - owed £5k) I must say how frustrated I am that the club has let me down so badly, only for you to flippantly brush off debt 'like a dividend'... You owe me five thousand pounds and that amount could destroy my family business, but you carry on signing players eh? Peter Hi Trevor, not really a question but I thought I would point this out. My son is a student at The Petersfield School and they will no longer be able to fund the new IT suites for next year. At the recent PTA meeting it was mooted that PFC witholding funds is the cause. Do clubs consider the implications of reneging on monies owed, do they take it as seriously as I take my sons education? Mike Peter Fazackarley You made me redundant and shortly afterwards go and sign loads of loan players. In your report it states this has cost £32k, far more than my wages... why did you sanction this? Chainrai How many times do I have to say this...My position is secured, I WILL get my money back Steve Bone I am a local photographer owed £250, will I get my money back of a %? Trust member Nick I am concerned that we owe hotels in Swansea and S****horpe... to me that suggests we were defaulting on bills and running up debts way before CSI came to town. Can you clarify?

Spare ticket for sale, please email impermissable@hotmail.com a friend bought 5 and has one spare, I will pass you his details, he wants face value. On an iphone here!

Its a beautiful wage limit and one which, if they make it to league 1, will be glorious to see for all. Tal Ben Haim @ 36k in League 1 is priceless, £1.9million will gobble up a good 1/3rd of the 65% all on his own shalala. Throw in a bit of Kitson, Mullins and Husklepp and your bang on target already. using a Storrie/Cotteril hybrid, I would go as far as saying they are taking quality over quantity to a level you couldnt quite believe... Very appy indeed! Fat in the Pipes 65% of Turnover Balram Chainrai PMSL, more fun everyday!

PMSL They will be taking their prized fat oozing speciality pipe with them to Moneyfields HTH After missing most of yesterdays webchat with our friend Neil, I will be making up for it with Trevor tomorrow. Lots of pre-prepared questions to fire away, lots of different scenarios - posing as a disgruntled photographer/charity/ST holder/trust member/general creditor... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/put-your-questions-to-pompey-administrator-1-3723917

And God bless Lord Andronikou of UHY for his £200k fee for gobbing off to the press once or twice before Birch got the gig. God bless Birch for doing the skates for £318 per hour. God bless the good man Chainrai. God bless the russian mafia who promised the skates he would write off their £10.8m debt, only for that to be legally impossible in admin, and for them to sit proudly at the top of Birches £59m unsecured creditors list. God bless Tal Ben Haim, it goes without saying. God bless Lampit and Cotteril and quality over quantity - the second highest spenders in the league! Not really into god bothering, but we have a number of people who are due a blessing for their services to SFC.

Gutted I didnt manage to get anymore in other than my favourite fat in the pipes, only caught the chat right at the end! Its been a while, but I think on this magnificent day these will be quite fitting: I remember Corp having a go at me for constantly bombrading him with Moneyfields pictures... shalala

Never before have I seen such beauty more so than Trevor Birchs report, stunning. Im so appy right now! £59m unsecured, £73inc contracts... £18.6m to the good man Chainrai, £4.9m to Gadymack! £21m PA wage bill, £5k to St-Johns, AA & HMRC did them for a couple hundred grand dragging them through the latest WUP/Admin court case, landlocked, even good ol SFC are still on the list - which confirms my long standing suspicion that the skates never paid up for the cup tickets (I wonder if they paid for their day out on Saturday). So good luck to the trust trying to muster up £30m odd for a business in severe financial distress with no assests and nailed on to make a substantial loss for next year and the near future. I really hope that point was worth it, knackering themselves for Millwall and relegating themselves as a result! COYTB COYHMRC COYBT WTFILN I couldnt be happyier right now