The United dressing room at St Mary's before Saturday's game - "Right lads, this is a ****ing banana skin today, we can't let these bastards beat us, get ****ing in there with hard tackles, win the breaking ball, be first to everything, I want another day out at Wembley, so come on, lets go ****ing out there today and win." With that Sir Alex walks into the dressing room and says "Ok ref, I'll take it from here."