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We have a winner! There is 550m (1800 ft) of urinal installed throughout St Mary's stadium. Over half a kilometer of blokes standing shoulder to shoulder at half time having a ****. Chez's question.

No.

No.

Nope.

Getting so close yet somehow hovering around the figure....

He's from the Ivory Coast. No chance of an armed conflicts/civil wars there, it'll be fine.

Yep, getting closer! But not right yet.....

Turkish and Batman are closest so far....

John Boy Saint has pm'd me the answer. So.... how many meters of urinal is there at st Marys? Point will be given to the first person to get within 10m of the answer.

I fear for Tahiti, Spain's next opponent.

Gaston Ramirez off, Alvaro Gonzales on at half time. A bit harsh on Gaston, he was starting to find his feet.

I'll take that as a 'no..' then?

Spain really are going down like a bunch of cheap tarts here. They don't need to sink to that, so frustrating.

250m!?

It obviously needs a few more people giving it a go then.

Uruguay are trying here. Their passing is beginning to look a little more fluid. Lugano there... free on goal after a free kick and utterly miss-controls the ball and falls over.

Soldado, Spain 2-0 Uruguay Just after Uruguay had a chance to equalise. Perreira played him onside from a through ball.

Spain 1-0 Uruguay Lugano o.g. Deflected volley that Lugano turned into his own net.

Fabregas has just clattered the post. 'Keeper was beaten.

Spain controlling possession. Ramirez sitting in with the midfield trying to contain the Spaniards but looking to break forward and feed the strikers when given chance.

Steady on now!!

That would be....... interesting!!

Yep. Japan qualified for the tournament by beating Australia in the 2011 Asian Cup final. Tadanari Lee scored the winner.

4 years ago, when this tournament was last taking place we were still in administration. The progress is crazy.

They won the 2012 Oceania Nations Cup. Beat New Caledonia in the Final, first country other then New Zealand and Australia (who now compete in the Asian confederation instead) to do so. Oceania is by far the weakest of the 7 confederations.