Question 1 to A: Who did Southampton play in the last competitive game at the Dell?
Arsenal
Question 1 to B: Who did Southampton play in the first competitive game at St Marys?
Aston Villa?
A2: Who has more Southampton appearances than any other player?
Terry Paine?
B2: Who has scored more goals for Southampton than any other player?
Mick Channon
A3: Saints made it to two Wembley cup finals in the 1970s - who did they beat in the two-legged semi-final to make it to the League Cup final?
Dirty Leeds
B3: And who did we beat in a 3rd round replay on our way to the 1976 FA Cup Final.
Villa
A4: In 1982, Southampton fielded a team consisting of six past, present or future England captains. Shilton and Keegan were two of them, name one of the remaining four.
Alan Ball, Mick Channon?
B4: And name one of the remaining three
Oh bloody hell. Mark Wright?
A5: In 1968, Ted Bates sold a player for a then British record transfer fee of £125,000. Who was it?
Ron Davies
B5: And who is Southampton's all time record signing?
Rory f**king Delap.