Costa del Solent

Is that a Spoons? For God’s sake, man. Have some self-respect.

Got his cock out and did a ‘windmill’ in front of the family section. Heard shouting, ‘come on then, Burnley; you want some? Come get some’ Nice to see a bit of passion.

TP a revelation. One goal and the floodgates will open

Click batty? Sign me up.

Children’s Carol service was tonight. Saw Martin’s pre-match comments however. Looking forward to getting home in time for the second half to see how brave we have been. No spoilers but I suspect we might even be a goal up.

Saw a post earlier that said: ’Russell Martin is treating Southampton the same way Vincent Kompany treated Burnley. Sacrificing his current club with an unachievable playing style to boost their own personal careers.’ This nails the current situation with Martin. He is CV building at saints and he will not care about us going down if he can appeal to prospective employers as a man that plays attractive football. High possession statistics. Blame lack of quality in the squad and individual errors. Martin will sink us and then move on to a better role without losing a wink of sleep.

Woods does everything right there. Gets between the ball and the runner. THB needs to clear it up and put his foot through it. Trying to be too clever under pressure

Tall Messi?

Commentator sums it up. ’playing it at the back for the sake of playing it at the back is absolutely ridiculous. McCarthy roles it the the feet of a midfielder who not only has three players around him but is facing his own goalkeeper’ absolutely farcical

Wait until you find out about the royal family

I’m sure many have mentioned it but too pissed off to read through the thread. Leicesters winner a carbon copy of the mistake made against Ipswich. Russ substitutions are poor and players coached to sit deep in the box leaving so much space around the areas for skilled players to pick out corners. No room for sentiment in football. Russ is a personable guy and is clearly well regarded by players. He is, however, tactically out of his depth in the premier league

Any idea as to tickets sold? Would be nice to have a good level of support in the stadium to welcome back all time leading goalscorer Jos the Boss

A lot of people raised this in the championship. We got away with errors at the back a lot. We won’t, as evidence suggests, get away with it at the level. Russel needs to consider adapting his approach to suit the league he is playing in. and sort the midfield out.

Only just got over the selling of Kenwyn Jones to re-engage

Some guy on Twitter saying that the vaccine causes autism, can we confirm?