BarberSaint

Too busy watching Jamie White ... .

No.

It's ok. Most of us understood the tongue-in-cheek nature of your comment and felt no need to do anything other than agree with you quietly.

I really don't believe anyone would talk to you (wife and son aside). The way you shoot down poor Fabrice Sibley and Gio is brutal so I don't know what those people in foreign airports would think.

I think he's left you for someone called 'Lucy'.

There's a bloke called 'Carrello' ...

Positivity corner = the corner where the away fans stand cause they know they're coming away with 3 points.

Well said.

Agree. He does need to develop a fair bit still and I think that would be a good place as might Holland/Dutch people place because it's technical but a bit less physical meaning he'll still face a challenge to do the right thing but will have a bit less pressure which will give him time to learn to make better decisions.

He's gone. Be thankful. Ignore football until August.

It'll all be over soon. In 9 games' time we'll look forward to getting a team to get promoted to start our yo-yo journey.

But it was a cup final for Newcastle, wasn't it?

Have Strasbourg cancelled his loan?

I'll be there with my half and half scarf: half "Martin out", half "Juric out", half "Sports Republic out", half "Rasmus Ankersen out". I think we'll be in for a mind-boggling draw but because both teams are crap in attack. 0 - 0.

Both have better beaches, so you might be right. Maybe cart a few thousand tons of Sand down to Weston and put up a screen to hide Fawley?

Privately passionate about football, but really doesn't know one goal from the other and wonders if they can charge extra for half time ads if they're in French. What's the league below Division 3?

Far friendlier face. Better at tactics, too.

Happy to keep Fernandes; assume we'll get a decent fee for him but shame he'll probably go along to Amorin's lot.

I'd play this formation: Goalie: Jo Tessem Defence. Defence? Naaah! Midfield. Bring your deckchairs and your Rizlas: ABK Forwards, 3 fans, 4 under 17s and 2 of Capn Jack, Wood, Mannig, Taylor and Bednarek as long as they can take turns and each of them gets at least 30 mins (including breaks) Players must kick with their weaker feet, not head the ball and can only run in odd-numbered minutes. Football management at its finest hipster trash.

Keep the score down. No, not play all our forwards, crash the bus and have to forfeit. Then we can use the same excuse for the rest of the games and Derby's record won't count because we were 'special'. Will keep our goal difference down, too.

Nope. And he's a goalie. Look how long it took for Arsenal to offload him to us.

Well he was by the bloke in yellow. He was also further out and had less distance to run than the others including the bloke in yellow who actually overtook him by a margin and then slowed down to back heel it before JWP threw himself at him. By your phrasing, everyone else in the stadium would have to be included but patently the competition was between the two who ultimately went for the ball, not the others on the pitch so yes, he was 'bested'.

But regardless, we know JWP's weaknesses and a number of them were highlighted in that clip which showed him being bested by a player whose job is to save things.

I look at it slightly differently, but agree with the premise: he's not a goalkeeper.

I like the fact that his team are sponsored by Circus.