ericofarabia

This would be the shortest video clip ever unless they put his 1 and only goal on continuous loop for 10 mins. A better idea would be a video of his sending offs - that would last a while.

What do you call an animal with a ***** halfway up its back? A Policehorse.

Africa is a huge continent, and split in half by the equator. A game played between say Egypt and South Africa in June could see temps of high 30's if it was played in Cairo, but as low as 0 and in snow/ frost if played in Cape Town or Jo'bourg as it would be mid winter there. So there is no easy solution to the African problem. But Qatar will be scorching hot every June and it shouldn't come as a surprise to them that maybe this is a bad idea !!!

I thought this was going to be about dog conditioning tablets!!!

I've got a nice lazy lob on now.

Or maybe those insignificant nobodies to the west of us as well.

..... and not forgetting Holidays for The Admins

A bit of a row developing out here in The UAE over TV rights for The Flintstones. It seems viewers in Dubai won't be able to watch it as the TV company think we would not get the humour in it, but good news further south, the citizens of the capital city will be able to watch it as they think ABU DHABI DOO

Warn them The Romsey Yoof will be on their case if they sack you

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Yuk .... there goes my breakfast FFS.

All of which will not make one iota of a difference to the actual temperatures being experienced, as the Temp readings taken for official observations are "in shade temperatures" - and these will be around the 40c mark daily. We often see MINIMUM overnight temperatures of 40c overnight in the height of summer - although the norm is around 36c - the only thing the clouds will achieve is to actually make things worse by increasing the humidity ... as Homer would say DOH....... which is quite apt as DOH is also the IATA code for Doha Airport which is the Capital of Qatar .... LOL

They were pretty tame to be honest .... but these girls (and unfortunately boys) were the biz ... and all done in the best possible taste!! Probably the nearest any of us teenagers of the time got to porn without actually buying a porno mag back in the pre innernet days. Yoof of today don't know they're born FFS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiIhU3QIzXY&feature=related Probably best not watch at work though, slightly NSFW ish.

It is vealy good.

I think he should employ the ex WHU player Ian Bishop - so we can all go Bashing The Bishopafter the next match, or indeed at anytime the England football team is mentioned!!

No such thing as a cheap family skiing holiday I'm afraid. Before you even start on airfares/hotels/transfers you need to look into ski equipment hire / ski passes / ski schools plus specialised clothing (you cannot ski in jeans, rain coat and woollen mittens etc!!). If you can get past that - then YES a skiing holiday is one of the best family holidays ever from personal experience. Okay I basically live on a beach so the thought of a Torremolinos/Bonkidorm hol has never appealed so the contrast of snow with sun & sand has great appeal!! My kids have been skiing with us since about 6/7 yrs old and even now my 24 son still loves joining us and his 3 younger sisters. My choice for kids learning to ski would be Soldeu in Andorra. It used to be as cheap as anywhere could be, but with a combination of joining the euro and upmarketing itself it is no longer the ibiza of the snow!! For me (besides not having standard weights and measures meaning a Baileys on ice would sometimes be the equivelent of about 4 UK measures!!) was The Ski School was predominantely English speaking instructors and learners. Many French resorts you'll find Benz zee knees is about the limit - ok harsh maybe - but these guys/gals spoke perfect English and could explain exactly what you were doing right or wrong. Not been there for about 6 years but let me know if you need any info.

FFS Alps where were you when we needed you? You know the drill ... halfway through the 2nd half you tell us, without the medium of seeing or hearing what is happening just how shyte we are and then .... BOOM we score .... I blame your p!ss poor performance tonight ... not the team!!! Have a word with yourself!! It feels like a defeat tonight, as essentially we lost 2 points not gained one. I'm not coming on here on Saturday when we could well be back down to 5th and 5 pts behind 2nd place.

Losing Lallana and Chambo had a major impact ... hope the extended break is enough to get them back.

Well that was bloody obvious wasn't it ... come on saints you can still beat this schitt

LOL thought tater said hit with his arse there ... but he said nearly a disaster ... nearly a cock up in the Charlton box. Come on saints , come on County ... christ that hurts wanting Ince to get a result.

Finger Nails taking a hell of a beating here.

lino saves us? Barney off and Forte on.

Still more preferable then you sucking on a fag

Top Man .... don't think it will catch on though!!

Look at what you are missing out on LOL LOL Actually just hearing the Saints Fans has been worth this months subscription!!