ericofarabia

I got the chance to date Russian Girls ...... give me a nun any match fred day. Dubai Phil is shivering his nuts off at SMS despite Dave merry saying its a lovely day. Lambo 2 up

Ooooopppsss

Your ex is a Ho ? Do you have time before kick off

Happy birthday Danny Boy. Have you been having a few shandies to celebrate? That post was split into 2 sentences and even had to 2 commas - LOL Hope the team give a good display and win by a big margin as a present for you!! But we will see. COYS

Thanks matey will see which looks best at KO.

I feel your pain brother .... get the loo roll put in the freezer and get some Guiness down your neck for extra roughage

Just watched a bit of the Spurts Av Ham Utd ... a bit stop start (poss my computer) but pic quality much better than the justinTV ones etc I've seen in the past. Fingers crossed for later. Pre match music The Saints -This Perfect Day and The Saints are Coming by The Skids about 6 times ... one for each of our goals tonight LOL A few cocktails at the beach earlier, London Pride on the go for sundowners in the garden ... should be suitably mellow by ko time .. LOL COYS

I think we should offer them Pulis for Howard and Antonnio .... an offer they simply couldn't resist.

Yep Torres was good value. Javi's fixation with that guy that we never signed who went to Blackburn and was total whank was funny as was the I'm gonna keeeeeeeeellllll you post. Does Crouchie post on here or is he still sorting out his court case?

What beer ..... oh yeah I see it now .... even if it is only lager FFS .... good head though and she is defo getting another pearl necklace.

Having a blonde bloke instead of hafl a dozen flip flops sat on his lap sat on his lap confused me!!

Pick any moment from Airplane - absolutely crammed full of classics.

Aaaahhhh .... the days when there were loads of wimminz on here to flirt with!! Robsk would come over as the tree hugging, in touch with his feminine side charmer and try and woo each and every one of them. I'm sure some scallies on here would log on with a bird's name saying "hello 1st time poster on here, please be nice to me etc ..."just to see if he'd bite Apologies to any of the ladeez who I may have missed out ... Slipped Halo, Neatly Trimmed, JB, Arthurs' Girl, Goldilocks, Little Angel, Pompey Lass etc etc. Back in the day Buzzin Hornet was a FAF poster - was he really an asian teenager from Watford or a wind up? Of course Masterbates makes the odd appearance but will be fondly remembered for his contributions by many -

1/ Colin Clarke ?.... looks like he's lost weight since he left us LOL 2/ Graham Baker ? 3/ Terry Paine 4/ Ivan Golac ? 5/ Peter Shilton ? 2nd thoughts John Burridge? 6/ Charlie Flymo George 7/ Hughie Fisher and Oooh Terry Hurlock? Please put me out of my misery and post up the answers asap .... or PM me ... Tks.

Scarily our GD was worth an extra point until Peterboro's recent run of F 19 A 1 ..... shooting their once pitiful +7 up to a worrying +25 in the space of 5 games. Just as well we managed a + 10 margin ourselves over the same period. Not just beating teams like Wednesday, but well and truly thrashing them is also becoming a factor.

Cripes .... that is EXACTLY what my first thought was ..... scary!!

Oi .... what have you been up to with Mrss EoA whilst I've been on Nights !!!!

Oh Noes ...... Sky + DP + EoA watching it either on crappy innernet streaming of if Al Jazeira show it watching it in a bar in Dubai = P!ss poor match ending in defeat. However the good news is that DP is back in UK and not here as Sky + DP/EoA + watching in a bar = 100000000% surething defeat FACT!!

The thing is without the money from his transfer we may not have lasted till the end of the season

He was arrested for Drink Driving out here in Dubai recently. released on bail. He works on local Satellite footie show and does football coaching at one of the ex pat schools.

.... or the game being called off if any of their players get called up for International Duty before they arrive there!!!

You twonk ..... re word ithe title or at least add a question mark FFS

Can you imagine if we had to play Bomo in The Play Offs ..... 55000 Saints Fans and 10000 Homo Bomo Fans trekking up to Old Trafford Arrogant no just having a laugh .... Bomo would manage to sell at least 12500 tickets ... possibly.

The last line may help ..... also being Top Security Level ITK would as well "And of course I may have been on the Magners since kick-off this afternoon so that may all be drunken ramblings"

I'm putting the champagne on ice ready for this monumental moment.