ericofarabia

Anybody else click on to this fred thinking it was about BWP's wives ? Must pay more attention when browsing thru fred titles I guess.

Long term (or period) contracts, or just daily adhoc stuff. If the former has Papa renewed his yet and when doesSpiderman's expire

Dave Benson Phillips? .... put Dell Days down for 20 .... to use for darts practice!! The girls will go mad for them as well .... apparently.

Gay Abandonment ?

Blimey .... is your newspaper delivered by tortoise?

Who was the ex trainee who went on to become a top porn star over there? He seems to score pretty frequently

Hairy Kneecap ?

More fool him then. Has he been on a desert island for the last year? Hopefully he'll have some sort of pre nuptial agreement - not that it would be worth anything more than another addition to their iou's that they have no intention of ever paying!!

I'd love to see someone take them to court on the basis of losing out on a bet. I'd be fuming if I had a nice little earner spirited away from me by blatant cheating. How about the bookies themselves ... i wonder if they've had to pay out more with Alonso winning?

Should have stayed locally, (saved money that they don't have) and played Thornhill ... with probably the same result!!

Attendance below 9000 .... good pre season acclimatisation for the season ahead, although in far more salubrious surroundings than normal!! Presumably Mullin's sending off will mean he'll miss the 1st 3 games of the season. LOL

The word Karma springs to mind. Feel sorry for the keeper who broke his leg. Hope hegets the treatment he should get, but what are the chances Skatesmuff have paid up their medical insurance policies. America isn't a place you'd want to be without it.

Lets hope the report at the end of the season doesn't read .... "At the end of last season we said good effort, but can do better .... well, it seems we were wrong"!! The truth is that our expectations for this year are infinitely higher than last year (with the odd (very odd) exceptions It's got to the stage where anything outside the top 2 at Xmas, there will be masses of posts calling for AP's head on a platter. I actually think even a top 2 place will still have the same murmerings of discontent if we fail to score 3 goals every week!!

Hopefully not stashed in brown paper envelopes. If it was, expect news of pending transfer to Spurts!!

The old "just looking for the toilets" line probably won't won't work anymore after the World Cup!!

Huummmm ..... seems like some people have been hanging around the Skatesmuff fred too long and have caught their disease (or one of them anyway!!) CHEATS

To be fair, Keegan has got a bit of an afro going on .... does that count? But lets not forget the gingers as well here. I'm sure it was the anti ginge feelings that have denied Bally his rightful place on the banner.

Jizztastic

Come on benji, stop sitting on the fence and tell us what you really think!!!

There were certainly a few times on Match Day freds were you basically said we were doomed after leaking in an early goal, and lo and behold we would score moments later and go on to win handsomely. But, I KNOW, that it was just a ploy like the Muffins, Woots and weather reports type lucky charm and you didn't really mean it

I think someone should give The Samaritans a heads up and The Police should seal off The Northam Bridge Area

We are probably lucky that you can't!! Mind you taht is a pretty bizarre series of events ..... beats the hell out of Col Mustard with a candlestick in the conservatory for the local plod to solve !!

So you are saying she could get our boysh up ... might interest Rooney ... he used to be into grannies !! OOOpps sorry allegedly etc

Probably a better CV than the fullback that got raped by a winger on national TV !!

What are those monkeys that live in a primate version of Skatesmuff? Anything is game ... mum, dad, brother, sister, son, daughter, and indeed even gran and grandad aren't immune to giving or taking a bit of monkey salami with other family members. Remember seeing it on a nature programme ... quite bizarre.