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A star is born! Robinson

There have to be individuals within the club who are causing this rot.

Tbf I think I’ll be injured next if we’re playing like this next week.

I’ll stretcher him to the medical room myself

Liking Damion Downs.

Somehow that counted for 4 goals. 9-0 at home?

Game over.

We did a thing!

In 2 weeks we have the first leg against the favourites to win the league and we don't have a capable goalkeeper and barely any players with creativity

Just refuelling with Bazunu's new crisp brand before the game

Genuinely pathetic

Yeah of course, I just think it's funny that it's shoehorned in amongst fixtures with more cultural significance.

We are always the bridesmaid

Yes, I hope we can keep JWP and Tella.

From what I have heard the other two candidates were nothing special.

Burnley in 20th I’d say. “Parkerball” won’t cut it in the Premier League despite their impressive defense in the Championship last term. Of course still a month until the window SLAMS SHUT so this is practically the ramblings of a madman

Were clubs competing for Fernandes’ signature last summer? Or did we sort of put him on the map so to speak?

Sorry but Everton are as dull as dishwater. Don't go T

Can we buy Lamine Yamal with that?

The legendary Wrexham vs. West Brom derby

Even worse really, we are now a stepping stone for the stepping stones.

I expect Ramsdale doesn’t want to appear like a dick but believes himself to be far above our level. Was probably disappointed he ended up here in the first place

Keep BBD and hire a dark arts coach to teach the rest of the squad how to bait opposition players into getting headbutted

Smallbone leaving? Please

The whole saga has been a total own goal by Labour. Though I can't help but wonder if this is just them jumping the gun on the rest of the West. I suspect we will see it rolled out across a number of governments soon.