Jonnyboy

What kind of sicko has sex with a bus?

It is, the new government will be too busy cutting disability benefits and reintroducing fox hunting to worry about it though.

It has been a real competition between JBog and LDuk as to who can say "lefties" most in any given post. (Perhaps they are trolling). And they say we're stuck in the past.

The letter the Tories are obsessed with was a flippant joke: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/09/liam-byrne-apology-letter-there-is-no-money-labour-general-election?CMP=fb_gu

#operationyewtree

I just need a couple of tickets from someone kind.

Post of the year.

Hiya, I'll take em please!

shoot ffs!!!

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "f*ck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

Did they just say Pelle hasnt scored away from home since August?!

Hey, maybe Spurs can finish 8th!

Pretty unlikely to be honest. Take a walk down the park and have a look in the bushes.

By the way, we no longer have the best defence in the league (in terms of goals conceded), if that wasnt already obvious.

I take it bk. \gazza is cr*p.

Quelle surprise. Just hope we can finish 7th.

No but Shy Tories would be thinking it in their heads. Plus some of these might tweet similar at random celebrity Labour voters: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/08/jk-rowling-harry-potter-labour_n_7243710.html

"ITS DISGUSTING, THESE LOONEY LEFT CVNTS! IM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY THAT NEW CAR THIS YEAR FFS!"

Yep, didnt Gazza just win the FA Youth cup or summat?

Righties can be a charming bunch; some very gracious "winners" out there: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/08/jk-rowling-harry-potter-labour_n_7243710.html

As if the tories on here wouldn't be having a meltdown if I Miliband had got a majority. I can picture now the panic and wailing about the deficit, "I'm leaving the country" etc etc

Surely such a big fan would've attended every match, home and away last season? Certainly would've been a cruel punishment.

No gifs of men's buns in your collection?

The problem with the Tory party is its very hard for them to run out of somebody else's money.

Is Penny still a season ticket holder?