Jonnyboy

I just need a couple of tickets from someone kind.

Post of the year.

Hiya, I'll take em please!

shoot ffs!!!

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "f*ck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

Did they just say Pelle hasnt scored away from home since August?!

Hey, maybe Spurs can finish 8th!

Pretty unlikely to be honest. Take a walk down the park and have a look in the bushes.

By the way, we no longer have the best defence in the league (in terms of goals conceded), if that wasnt already obvious.

I take it bk. \gazza is cr*p.

Quelle surprise. Just hope we can finish 7th.

No but Shy Tories would be thinking it in their heads. Plus some of these might tweet similar at random celebrity Labour voters: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/08/jk-rowling-harry-potter-labour_n_7243710.html

"ITS DISGUSTING, THESE LOONEY LEFT CVNTS! IM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY THAT NEW CAR THIS YEAR FFS!"

Yep, didnt Gazza just win the FA Youth cup or summat?

Righties can be a charming bunch; some very gracious "winners" out there: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/08/jk-rowling-harry-potter-labour_n_7243710.html

As if the tories on here wouldn't be having a meltdown if I Miliband had got a majority. I can picture now the panic and wailing about the deficit, "I'm leaving the country" etc etc

Surely such a big fan would've attended every match, home and away last season? Certainly would've been a cruel punishment.

No gifs of men's buns in your collection?

The problem with the Tory party is its very hard for them to run out of somebody else's money.

Is Penny still a season ticket holder?

No Clyne, Shaw or Chambers? Haha.

I'm talking previous Lib seats that went blue. What made those voters give up on the Lib Dems., At that stage they must have thought a Lib-Lab coalition would be a strong possibility. Surely Lib Dems are more naturally left leaning overall.

One thing I still don't get is why Lid dem voters went Tory in many places. Can anyone explain? I saw it joked on Facebook that they must've developed Stockholm syndrome.

Not enough for you to deliver posts as if you're David Cameron himself.

All 25% of them.